tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87734416731986983322024-03-18T21:03:48.925-07:00Single, Sleepless Sac-Town Mom."Single mothers don't 'date.' They have been to the circus; you know what I'm saying? They have been to the puppet show and they have seen the strings...a single mother, that's a sacred thing, man."
- Rod Tidwell in "Jerry Maguire"Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.comBlogger186125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-8274504287102692542011-08-18T15:10:00.000-07:002011-08-18T15:52:20.137-07:00The Beach, The Whale and The Escape ArtistsBen and I just returned home from a long weekend in Santa Cruz with my mom, my sister and my brother-in-law.
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<br />It was a great time. We had really good food, amazing weather and lots of belly clutching laughs, mostly at the expense of my mother and her choice of accommodations <span style="font-size:78%;">which my sister and I swore never to talk about.</span>
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<br />We spent our second afternoon at Twin Lakes Beach. Gorgeous location. Perfect area for Ben to wade and swim and dig.
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<br />Prior to the trip, I scoured the greater Sacramento area for beach umbrellas. At this last moment, I scored two - deeply discounted - and I told everyone that they could thank me later for protected skin. So, with my two umbrellas and my SPF 110, we were set.
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<br />Except that I only sprayed the SPF stuff on Ben and instead of sitting <span style="font-style: italic;">under </span>the umbrella, I sat kinda to the right of it.
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<br />I never want to see that shade of red on my skin again. I wore a jean jacket for the rest of the trip and winced out loud every time I took a shower. That's how bad it was.
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<br />On our third day, we drove north of Santa Cruz and my mom and I took Ben on a walk up the bike path. It was breathtaking. I was so in awe of the view that I nearly jumped out of my skin when I heard the sound of a blow hole from beneath the drop-off next to us. Ben's eyes widened and he exclaimed, "It's a <span style="font-weight: bold;">WHALE</span>!" I love this age. I love it, love it.
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<br />Monday night at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk is the time to go: most rides are $1.00. Ben's not a fan of rides, in general, but he did point out the "Fright Walk" on the Boardwalk web site and he asked me over and over, during the course of the weekend, when we might go. And so, that is why, against my better judgement, I entered that damn thing with Ben in tow.
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<br />It was pitch black. Skeletons and goblins and all sorts of bloody creatures jumped out at every turn.
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<br />Do I need to tell you that Ben was a mess? Just a few feet into the dark hallway and I knew we were screwed. Not even the light from my phone could illuminate the way as my terrified child clung to me and screamed bloody murder.
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<br />For any parent who is stupid enough to take their tentative child into a haunted house, I offer these two words to you: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Emergency Exit.</span>
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<br />Ben and I sprinted the short distance to the door, flung it open and found ourselves in the middle of some kind of employee lounge. At the other <span style="font-style: italic;">end </span>of the Boardwalk.
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<br />I will say this: that Fright Walk is one long adventure. You certainly get your money's worth.
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<br />The only way to redeem the night was to take Ben to laser tag and actually play <span style="font-style: italic;">with </span>him. I never thought I'd have so much fun strapping on a heavy vest and chasing down 10-year-olds and I have to say, I think I'm hooked.
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<br />We came home the night before school started and this I do not recommend <span style="font-style: italic;">at all</span>. I did have the foresight to have one of Ben's ink tattoos placed on his shoulder so that he could keep it for school but the giant, black skull on his forearm had to go.
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<br />Not only did I <span style="font-style: italic;">not </span>purchase any shirts, or shoes for the lad, I also did not have requisite school supplies ready nor did I cut his long and unkempt hair.
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<br />But I do have the whale story.
<br />Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-2111740358734251732011-08-11T15:32:00.001-07:002011-08-12T22:46:51.512-07:00Put It DownOne of my yoga teachers offers this instruction at the start of every class:
<br />"Put it down. Put it <span style="font-style: italic;">all</span> down; the thoughts, the chatter, <span style="font-style: italic;">everything</span>."
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<br />Oh, if it were only that easy.
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<br />I've been trying, though, to put it down if even for a few seconds every day.
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<br />My best opportunity for this is in the early morning. These days, I'm waking up super early (don't even ask) and starting my day with the requisite email check and facebook review, followed by some reading in my meditation book. I even write in my gigantic journal.
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<br />After that, I'm generally awake enough to roll out my yoga mat and practice for 30 or 40 minutes.
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<br />Ambitious, I know. Plain crazy, definitely.
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<br />Then, I come <span style="font-style: italic;">back </span>to the idea of mediation by closing my eyes (whilst reclining in bed, of course) and by taking some deep breaths.
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<br />This is how things went this morning:
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<br />6:40am - Complete yoga practice, roll up mat, slip back into bed, throw on the covers, throw off the covers, turn the ceiling fan on, flip the bedside lamp off, drop the remote, curse loudly.
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<br />6:43am - Close eyes, commence meditation.
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<br />6:43am - Notice that the garbage trucks are uncharacteristically loud this morning. Wonder if it was my recycle can that was just dropped. Worry that I do not have time to call the utilities company if my recycle can is broken. Or worse, lost. Send good karma vibes to the neighbor who sometimes pulls the cans in for me.
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<br />6:44am - Hear very loud owl outside my open window. Contemplate putting an owl house in the backyard for Ben. Remember ex's failed attempt at this. Decide that Ben can visit his grandpa's owl colony.
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<br />6:44am - Try to slow down breathing and notice that my stomach is starting to hurt. Is a half a pot of coffee before 7am, on an empty stomach, really necessary? Flip onto belly. Uncomfortable. Flip back.
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<br />6:45am - Pony tail is crushed against pillow. Ouch. Release the elastic band. Ahhhhhh, so much better. Why have this long hair anyway? I've been growing it for a year and half and it is lovely and full and practically an ad for Clairol, but what good is all that when it's back in a pony almost all of the time? Oh right, my young clients say men like long hair. Best not to cut it just yet. But what about the color? Every-five-week salon visits are a killer. Speaking of the salon, I need a facial. And my eyebrows are in bad shape. I could use some Botox, too. Everything's feeling wrinkly. I really am high maintenance. I'm a nightmare. God, I hate camping. I could end up dating a man who loves camping. Camping might be a deal-breaker. I think it is.
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<br />6:47am - Stomach is insanely growling. On my dietitian's hunger scale of 1 to 10, 1 being famished, 10 being in a food coma, I am a 0. Totally empty. Weak. Depleted. I don't think she has me on enough calories. Just as I was starting to get used to all these curves, I'll be a toothpick by Christmas. Maybe by next week, at this rate. What's for breakfast today? Oh yeah, the meal plan says high fiber cereal and nuts. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Fail</span>. Where's the meal plan with blueberry pancakes? That's the meal plan I want!
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<br />6:48am - The indecisiveness of the men in my life is making me C-R-A-Z-Y. And I am making everyone else C-R-A-Z-Y with my rants on this subject. Why am I cursed with dating C-R-A-Z-I-N-E-S-S? Why? I'm the nice girl who's getting it all together; I don't even <span style="font-style: italic;">do </span>crazy. Is my head starting to hurt now? No, it's just my heart: I'm used to <span style="font-style: italic;">that</span>.
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<br />6:49am - Glad, oh-so-very-glad that I bought two beach umbrellas to take to Santa Cruz. My mother is going to insist on riding in the backseat with Ben all the way there, and all the way home. Not quite sure how the umbrellas are going to fit into their back seat accommodations, as I'm sure there will be discussion of safety, decapitation. Decapitation. I need a working house alarm. Umbrella? Where is my leopard umbrella from last winter? I'll be seriously pissed if I've lost it. I might have to go back to NYC for another. Maybe I'll take whomever I'm dating.
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<br />6:50am - Crazy dating again. GET OUT OF MY HEAD, you, you and you, too! I'm not in control! Everyone else is! Give it up, Janeen. Surrender. This is way bigger than you.
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<br />6:50am - The owl and the garbage truck are back, in tandem. How can anyone get any meditating done around here with all this racket? Oh, and there goes the broken sprinkler too. Hundreds of dollars into a new sprinkler system and the faulty one is next to my bedroom window. Figures. Good thing I can't sleep in past 3:30am.
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<br />6:51am - Breathe. Ignore rumbling tummy. Don't think about pancakes. Mmmmmm, Kashi cereal and cantaloupe in 9 minutes. Mmmmmmm.
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<br />6:51am - Can't believe that my stomach is going to turn itself inside out from hunger pangs. Who knew that yoga revved up the old metabolism so efficiently? Because it's not like I just did a 5 mile run.
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<br />6:51a - Kevin. Fall Ball. Ugggghhhhhh. We need a closer (better) League. Wondering if our local league is more normal than that *other* league we played for? Maybe I'll actually meet some nice mom friends; scope out better looking guys. Why is the dog barking? This can't be good. Someone is breaking in. Even though it's morning and seriously bright, the bad guys have found the single girl on the block. I'm toast.
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<br />6:51am - Mmmmmm, toast. Whole grain toast with real butter. French toast. Tower Cafe French Toast. Why don't I ever go there?
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<br />6:52am - I never go anywhere. I'm relegated to reading and journal writing and yoga. OMG. I need three cats for this existence. Ben is riding me hard for a cat. My mom is publishing, "1o1 Reasons Janeen Should Not Get A Cat." She's already lecturing on the topic. Caught between the boy and the mother. Is there any Valium in the house? Oh right, of course there is. Now, who gets it? The mother or the daughter?
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<br />6:52: I just heard a kick from Ben's room. Damn, I hope he's not in a foul mood this morning. I've been up two hours already and he'll be firing up any second in God knows what kind of mood, which will inevitably lead to me making more coffee and bribing him with time on my iphone.
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<br />6:53am - My iphone! Where is my iphone? Is it possible that I left it in the garage when I was scooping up Molly's breakfast? Ohmygod, I have been up too long. Where in God's name is that Valium?
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<br />6:54am - Is today a nap day? For me, not Ben! Who's canceled? Who's coming? Oh shit, oh shit, OH.SHIT. I forgot about my early morning client. How many days has it been since I've washed my hair? Five? Six? Thank God for the ponytail. I have camping hair.
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<br />Then...
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<br />6:55am - <span style="font-weight: bold;">MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!</span> Come get me! I am ready to get up! Where's my girl, Molly?
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<br />Thank you, sweet Jesus for little boys in great moods and for 12 minute meditations and please, for the love of all things holy, let this writer's block pass soon. I promise I'll meditate and pray more.
<br />Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-58433950425997623592011-08-06T14:53:00.000-07:002011-09-24T21:02:59.948-07:00Let Me List The ReasonsI can't write. <span style="font-weight: bold;">I CAN'T WRITE!</span><br /><br />It is too soon for me to have writer's block. It's unacceptable at this early stage, and it's kinda freaking me out. I'm thousands of words into my essay and I'm so stuck that merely launching the document makes me want to fire up the vacuum cleaner and go into my catatonic-dog-hair-sucking daily meditation.<br /><br />I'm screwed?<br /><br />The way I see it, my right brain is getting totally squashed by the left side. Really.<br /><br />All the logical stuff that I need to ruminate on is encroaching on those creative channels that need space to breathe and to express. The finances of my house and the logistics of Ben's school and sports are jamming up the expansive, sentimental and not-at-all-linear brainwaves of the right hemisphere.<br /><br />Damn you, left brain. Stay on your own <span style="font-style: italic;">bleep-bleep-bleep</span> side.<br /><br />"Impossible," left brain is telling me. "Because there's all this..."<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">(I know that my right brain is still in control, somewhat, because what you are about to read would be considered "stream of consciousness.")</span></span><br /><br />Ben starts school in a week and a half. That's it? Summer's done? We never even went miniature golfing. Or to ExploreIt in Davis. God, we didn't even make it to Fairytale Town and now he's probably too old and I'll never get to set foot in that cute park with all its sweet memories again. I am the worst mother of all time.<br /><br />But we did go to Six Flags and it sucked. My shoes were hurting my feet and I was tired and Ben wouldn't ride on anything that moved. Except the parking lot tram. I'm not kidding. Ask him. He'll tell you that we had fun but I know better. One giant bowl of Dippin' Dots on the way out and all he remembers are good times with Mom. And the fact that I had to literally sugar coat the event to make it OK makes me cringe all the more. It worries me that I'm not stepping up more on "fun mom" stuff. I'm great at the logistics of motherhood, but when it comes to fun, I'm not always on par with the expectations of my 7-year-old.<br /><br />Ben's dad and I got some kind of email notification about Fall Ball. I deleted it. Worst mother of all time confirmed.<br /><br />Golf lessons proved to be a fantastic investment, and what a <span style="font-style: italic;">bleep bleep bleep</span> investment it was. Ben spent the first week with the "Wee Swingers" and quickly advanced to the 10 to 12 year old group by the second week. The coach suggested that we pursue year-round lessons next year for Ben. Of course that means something else needs to go and after three long, muddy years, I'm happy to say that it's soccer. <span style="font-size:78%;">And maybe Fall Ball if no one sees that email.</span> No love lost there.<br /><br />My beloved OAR released a new album this weekend but I streamed it all last week because it was so <span style="font-style: italic;">bleep bleep bleep</span> great and I got all psyched about their Fall tour until I visited the band's web site and saw that there are no West Coast stops. How much does that suck? Quite a lot. <span style="font-style: italic;">Bleep bleep bleep.</span> <span style="font-size:78%;">And for the record, yes, they are playing up and down the East Coast but repeat Florida trips are not even a remote possibility.</span><br /><br />I dredged up a whole lot of BS known as "experience" and attempted to re-create my resume. Just in case the perfect "marketing/pilates/writing/wear all my cute clothes" gig presents itself. I even sent it out to twelve, yes <span style="font-style: italic;">twelve </span>companies for positions that I am seriously not qualified for. Is it really possible that my big career re-entry might be in the form of an administrative assistant? Is it too much to ask for a cute boss at least?<br /><br />I have a new girlfriend. But she's in Texas. Still, to me, she's "awesome Angie in Austin." We talk a couple of times a week and message each other daily. I love instant friendships but I wish I saw more of my local girlfriends. Why is everyone so busy? Or is it just that <span style="font-style: italic;">I'm </span>not busy enough?<br /><br />My longtime BFF is still moving to Boston. Her house sold in just three days so I guess it's official: she's really going. <span style="font-style: italic;">Bleep</span>.<br /><br />With school starting up again, it's time to start wondering how I will contribute to the Montessori school that my son attends. Will I get the lofty title of "Environmental Coordinator" again this year? It's a great title for my resume and this will be my second year in the position. I just hope I don't have to disclose the job description: "<span style="font-weight: bold;">Clean the classroom at least once a week." </span> I am so not kidding. I only volunteered because it gets me out of doing "jobs" with the kids. Unless you have a Montessori credential or you are a NASA engineer, those jobs will cause you to furrow your <span style="font-size:78%;">(normally smooth)</span> brow, show your right brain ways, and hope to hell that a teacher will rescue you soon.<br /><br />So it's pretty safe to say that our Montessori children will likely grow up to do great, left brain things and it's very safe to say that they'll have colorful language skills to boot. Ben learned, in the K/1 class, some of my favorite, yet off-limits words in rapid succession last year. At the beginning of the year, the "S" word was "stupid" and the "F" word was "fart" and we didn't even discuss the "H" and the "B" words. All that has changed now as he has been schooled on every word in the book. To say I'm dismayed by this early learning is an understatement. The same kid who knows nothing about Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus has way more words than I'd like, thanks to a few "bad apples" in the classroom. To that I say, "what the <span style="font-style: italic;">bleep</span>?!?"<br /><br />This child rearing stuff is keeping me up at night and so, caffeine is becoming more and more of a vice. These days, it's more common to see me with a Coke Zero can in my hand, than a water bottle. Case in point: I lost my Sigg and I never replaced it. I didn't peg myself as a 40-something, diet soda addict, until, at Six Flags, I actually inquired as to whether their diet soda product was Coke Zero or Diet Coke, or worse yet, Diet Pepsi. It was Coke Zero, thankfully, and I drank four. <span style="font-size:78%;">I have also discovered that Coke Zero is even better with Bacardi.</span><br /><br />What's really bad is that the stuff doesn't really give you a decent jolt. I fell asleep on a conference call yesterday. Dead asleep. I woke up to very loud beeping from my phone, followed by a text: "Wasn't that speaker GREAT?" Clearly, I need stronger substances if I am to maintain a (conscious) presence on conference calls. <span style="font-style: italic;">Bleeping </span>embarrassing.<br /><br />Why are the tomatoes so slow this year? I didn't plan <span style="font-style: italic;">seven </span>tomato plants to scamper off to the Farmer's Market each weekend.<br /><br />We are off to Santa Cruz on Saturday. "We" meaning Ben, myself, my mom, my sister and my brother-in-law. Our accommodations might be questionable. My mom made the reservations. We'll blame it on her if things aren't on the up-and-up. And then I'll write about it here and she'll give me "the look."<br /><br />I have an appointment with a dietitian - <span style="font-style: italic;">not </span>a nutritionist - to figure out what is driving my cholesterol numbers up. I'm scared that the outcome will involve a bunch of pricey supplements (which I don't take much of anymore). Actually, I'm more afraid that she will tell me to eat oatmeal, almonds, salmon, fruit and vegetables and then I will have truly wasted my money. I have a mere two months to get those numbers down. <span style="font-style: italic;">Blllllleeeeeeeeep!</span><br /><br />On Wednesday nights I teach yoga in my neighborhood. It's the one group class that I teach and we're up to 25, 26, even 30 people in our group fitness room. It's very, very difficult to receive compliments from the crowd that gathers each week when I know that I can't - and won't- be their instructor forever. I try and teach for the moment, and in the moment; and the time has become something that I covet and look forward to.<br /><br />This evening, I was playing games with Ben. We played three rounds of Dominoes and we built two Jenga towers. I posted a picture of Ben with the leaning stack of Jenga blocks on Facebook and another parent texted me: "Being a single mom with one child must be like dying a slow death." Really? What the <span style="font-style: italic;">bleep</span>? I often feel like I don't play with Ben nearly <span style="font-style: italic;">enough</span>. I rue the day he hides in his room and mutters one-word answers to my questions. He still calls me Mommy and I wouldn't want it any other way. (And he doesn't know that popcorn isn't part of the typical movie experience or that his car bad is far too young for him. Don't out me on these!). I often think that the time I spend resting is gas in the tank, so to speak, for my time with Ben. I didn't think this was such a bad thing until this other parent inferred that I have <span style="font-style: italic;">no life</span>. But I don't think I <span style="font-style: italic;">bleeping </span>care.<br /><br />My client/friend treated me to a great experience on Friday. She booked manis and pedis at the uber-swanky Pedicure Lounge downtown. We had wine and spent the afternoon getting seriously pampered. I sometimes wonder why I am so lucky to have such generous clients, whom I can easily call friends. The idea of not having my business is a tortured one, from that perspective. I am indeed very, very blessed.<br /><br />On that note, I'll end with this comment. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Life is so much easier when there's no complaining.</span> I've made this huge and very concerted effort to reduce my whining, bitching, and overall bouts of verbal unhappiness lately. So while it was fun to write this post, after re-reading it, I realized how out of character it is for me. There are days when I can't think back to my last complaint. That's a good feeling; I like it.<br /><br />But I'm still stuck on my article. And I may have to complain a bit more to unblock this case of writer's block!Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-38329263607637416072011-08-06T13:16:00.000-07:002011-08-06T14:52:47.949-07:00J Lo and My Girlfriends<span style="font-weight: bold;">Disegard formatting issues. Blogger doesn't like me today. </span><br /><br />What does J Lo have in common with a handful of my girlfriends?<br /><br />"<span style="font-style: italic;">She loved herself enough to walk away,"</span> People reports.<br /><br />And several of my friends apparently feel the same way.<br /><br />I'm talking about Jennifer Lopez's failed marriage, in case you're just crawling out from under a rock. I'm also referring to the unsettling number of marriages that have crumbled around me in these short summer months.<br /><br />I believe I'm swimming in fairly safe waters here by mentioning the demise of these marriages. It's not like there are any big secrets that I'm sharing; only an influx in invitations for "GNO", otherwise known as "Girls Night Out."<br /><br />Sadly, for my newly single friends, I'm more of a fan of "GNI" these days (Girls Night In") or "GMY" (Girls Morning Yoga) or "let's just do coffee or a pedicure."<br /><br />At any rate, I can't help but be puzzled and alarmed by the divorce rate of my friends right now. And you know what they say: these are just the friends I <span style="font-style: italic;">know </span>about; God only knows who is just one fight away from calling it quits. I hope it's no one. I seriously do.<br /><br />Because divorce makes me sad. My own divorce nearly crushed me and I have tremendous empathy for anyone who is experiencing marital difficulties. It tears apart your whole psyche. Short of having a sick child, I don't think that there's anything worse.<br /><br />I get asked for advice on this topic. A lot. Sometimes I give it; sometimes I don't.<br /><br />But what I do say is this: "If you're asking for advice, particularly from someone who's already been married <span style="font-size:78%;">twice, <span style="font-size:100%;">I don't think you should strap on those 4-inch cage heels quite yet for "CGNO" (Crazy Girls Night Out).<br /><br />My sage advice continues: "Cancel the table service at the Mix, stay home, cool your heels and think about how all this is really going to feel in a year. Two years. Five years. Then, let's have coffee tomorrow. Or a pedicure. After yoga, of course."<br /><br />So far, the girls haven't canceled any of their wild nights. But I will say that I've had three pedicures in merely three weeks <span style="font-size:78%;">shameful, indeed <span style="font-size:100%;">and my own body is thanking me for all those weekend mornings of yoga</span></span></span></span> and no hangovers.<br /><br />I don't know what's going on with my friends right now, but I sincerely hope it's a phase. Not only because I can't afford to have my toes painted every few days, but also, I think there's a lot of fight still in these marriages that are in question and even though J Lo walked away, it's not always the right thing to do. I'm always a fan of staying until the bitter end. <span style="font-style: italic;">Because you just never know.</span><br /><br />It's hard to be a go-to girl on serious topics like marriage. I'm honored that I have the opportunity to listen, but I'll be glad when the tides turn a bit and when the trend skews back to: unique but not obscure baby names, "this Pottery Barn couch or that cute futon from Target" and "yellow Lab or Pug puppy" (Lab, always Lab!).<br /><br />And in the meantime, there's Yoga In The Park, The Pedicure Lounge, more yoga at Padme and Whole Foods, my favorite coffee, people watching and post break-up place in town (the cookies make anything and everything seem better!).Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-28906939437125769752011-07-29T14:13:00.000-07:002011-07-29T14:29:51.267-07:00Yet Another Reason To Love The FedEx ManStay or go? <span style="font-style: italic;">Stay or go?</span> <br /><br />This has become the question that I've asked myself nearly every hour of my day for the last two plus years. This same question has plagued me at night. It's driven me to make countless calls to Bank of America; it's even caused me to break down in tears on more than one of those calls.<br /><br />But thanks to my <span style="font-size:78%;">sexy </span>Fed Ex guy and early Friday deliveries, I know my answer and it's all good...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">WE'RE STAYING!!!</span><br /><br />At least for now. The trial period is not a guarantee of a permanent loan modification and even if it was, I'm not certain that we're meant to be in this house for years to come. But at least in the short term, I can quit worrying about run-down rentals, lack of studio space and how Ben would survive without his sweet Molly dog.<br /><br />By Christmas, I should know more about our new loan. Having some breathing room between now and then is a very, very good thing.<br /><br />I can't end this post without adding that I definitely believe in the power of prayer and in faith, too. Now more than ever in my life, I'm all about <span style="font-style: italic;">conscious contact with God</span> and it is a good, good thing.<br /><br />We are indeed very, very blessed.Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-50589482634370564162011-07-28T13:03:00.000-07:002011-07-28T13:30:19.682-07:00Writing In WordPressI'm going to get this out right now: I.hate.Wordpress.<br /><br />Around the time that I ran out of business cards (two months ago!) I decided that it would be a good idea to develop a more professional web presence with a predominant theme. Friends told me that WordPress was the way to go and after following many, many blogs in the last few years, I agreed that the WordPress format was definitely superior to Blogger in many ways.<br /><br />User functionality is not one of those and I only discovered this when I was midway into the project, with many ideas in my head and in my journal and no place to put them because there are widgets and tabs and all kinds of craziness that I simply cannot get my creative brain wrapped around.<br /><br />So I seriously struggled for about two days and walked away from my computer more than ten, twenty, eighty times in sheer and total frustration.<br /><br />Since Ben was out of town with his dad, I had no excuse to avoid the project <span style="font-size:78%;">although I did get a pedicure</span> and while I'm not happy yet with the "finished" product, at least I have a functional URL and new business cards in my studio.<br /><br />I have a few objectives for this site. First, I want to get back to writing about wellness. I dispense so much "advice" on this topic throughout my day that it makes good sense to have it accessible to more people. I also want to give my clients, and potential clients more resources on trends that I see in my industry, particularly in the areas of nutrition and exercise. Lastly, I want to figure out how to get Mr. WordPress off my Comments and also how to make my picture larger without it becoming a complete blur!<br /><br />For the time being, I'm keeping the two blogs separate so to access the new blog, please use the following link:<br /><br />http://tulaliving.wordpress.com/<br /><br />And if you have any WordPress secrets, please message me! Soon.Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-7039670655626202632011-07-26T15:11:00.000-07:002011-07-26T17:43:40.757-07:00Committed (and trashed)Recently I've been trying to be more <span style="font-style: italic;">disciplined </span>about certain areas of my life.<br /><br />I certainly don't need any more discipline in the exercise department, but I have been making a fairly good attempt at reading, downloading music, hanging out with the dog and just unplugging, in general. It's working fairly well, I think.<br /><br />One area that I've been neglecting is my writing. <span style="display: block;" id="formatbar_Buttons"><span onmouseover="ButtonHoverOn(this);" onmouseout="ButtonHoverOff(this);" onmouseup="" onmousedown="CheckFormatting(event);BLOG_spellcheck();;ButtonMouseDown(this);" class=" on" style="display: block;" id="formatbar_SpellCheck" title="Check Spelling"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif" alt="Check Spelling" class="gl_spell" border="0" /></span></span><br />I developed a new web site for my business and I wrote a few hand-written cards last week. I also opened up a brand new (and enormous) journal and filled up three pages. And obviously I've had a few things to say here, too.<br /><br />But I've been wanting to do more - something that pushes me a bit.<br /><br />When I happened across a contest in one of my favorite magazines, "Real Simple," I knew that I had found my project.<br /><br />Real Simple is doing a call for essays on a topic that I think is actually quite trite. In fact, the topic was a bit of a deterrent initially, until I realized what I could do <span style="font-style: italic;">with </span>it, in a way that's totally different and maybe somewhat unique to the editors there.<br /><br />I have no idea what the prize is; I only noted the submission date (September) and the length of the essay (no more than 1.500 words).<br /><br />I'm committed. I'm going to do this. With the help of my sister, I hope.<br /><br />Which brings me to my next point. My sister and I were talking to another writer this weekend about how many words a writer "should" write each day. The general <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">consensus</span> was 1,000 words. My sister said that when she writes any more than 2,000, she's exhausted. But I bet my dad could write 3,000 words and not bat an eyelash.<br /><br />Well, I can say with certainty that 1,500 words has done me in today. I'm completely trashed and it's only 3:30pm. Not sure how anyone could sit down day after day with a novel unfolding and keep this pace without copious amounts of caffeine, but maybe it's like anything else. I suppose you build stamina.<br /><br />Nevertheless, I'm stocking up on the iced coffee and will press on with this essay with plans to post it here by September.<br /><br />Hopefully by then, I'll be pounding out 2,000 words a day with no problem, but until then there are always pool breaks. I think I hear a chaise lounge calling me now.Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-83319283728676129002011-07-24T15:24:00.000-07:002011-07-24T18:16:48.278-07:0011 Years.Recently, I met an engaging and bright woman at a party. She was my age, exactly. <br /><br />We talked about how hard it was to turn 40, and we talked about our kids and Kindergarten and the fact that boys generally mature later than girls and eventually she shifted the conversation to work. And to me, specifically.<br /><br />I told her the short version of my marketing turned mother turned Pilates instructor story. She seemed intrigued.<br /><br />The details of "What do you do?" turned into "What do you <span style="font-style: italic;">want </span>to do?"<br /><br />I went on about career limitations in Sacramento. I gave her the same speech I'll give anyone who will listen: "Marketing jobs almost never come up in Sacramento and even if they did, I'm not sure how I'd handle the logistics of my son's out-of-the-way (but amazingly great) school. I'll probably teach Pilates for the next 11 years, and then figure it all out."<br /><br />"Why 11 years?" she asked.<br /><br />"Because Ben will graduate high school by then and we'll pack him off to whatever school gives him the best scholarship (I can hope, right?)."<br /><br />She pressed on (I'm telling you, she was <span style="font-style: italic;">engaging</span>!): "That's a long time - 11 years - but, what would <span style="font-style: italic;">you </span>do then?"<br /><br />I replied, "Sell shoes at Nordstrom, get my Nursing degree, teach more Pilates...who knows?"<br /><br />"Well," she continued, "what were you doing 11 years <span style="font-style: italic;">ago</span>?"<br /><br />"Wow, she's good - no pregnant pauses in this conversation," I thought to myself. <br /><br />And then I was the one who paused. <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />Eleven </span>years ago? How do I even begin to tell her what was happening at age 29? <br /><br />How I had just landed a highly visible and very coveted position at Visa and how my team there was charged with rolling out the Visa Check Card and how we had the most cache in all of Visa as the ambassadors for this fine new product that would hit the banking market with a frenzy and how the team manager would work me to the bone and how I'd make my way to the women's restroom at least once a day to cry my eyes out and how I'd never sleep because I'd be thinking of all the things that could go wrong with the damn card and how I'd fly to Chicago every few weeks and meet our agency there and how the Travel Department always booked me into the Monaco but one time reserved The House of Blues and how lucky I felt to have such a prestigious job but how I knew that if I stayed, I'd be popping Prozac by 30 and how I walked in and quit one day without another job lined up and how I didn't want to bail out but how was there another choice?<br /><br />Or how, with all the physical risks I was taking, I was on the fast track to a major injury and how it felt when, flying down a ridiculous steep hill on my roller blades, in the remote hills, I snapped my pelvis - twice - and had to walk <span style="font-style: italic;">six miles</span> to my car and how I drove myself to the ER and how the doctor was stunned by the severity of the fractures and how my mother, upon hearing the news, asked: "Can you still have children?" and how my dad had to drive to the Bay Area, pick me up, and keep me for two months - on his couch - while my bones healed and how I had all this downtime to seriously scrutinize my values and how I was not happy with myself at all.<br /><br />How life in the "dot com era" was changing me and how <span style="font-style: italic;">everything </span>was about money and how <span style="font-style: italic;">everyone </span>was about money and how my friends were all "rich on paper" and how the outings were unbelievable and how materialism was affecting me and how I was going through a new car every two years and how I wildly spent everything I made on new suits and new make-up and therapy and how I went to the Canadian Rockies with thirty of my friends and how we all spent crazy amounts of money on food, wine and spa treatments and how I didn't like the person I was becoming and how I knew I needed a major change and how very scared I was of leaving the Bay Area and how I was even more afraid to stay.<br /><br />And how, at 29 going on 30, I knew that life was going to be different, how it <span style="font-style: italic;">had </span>to be different, how the move to Sacramento was oh-so-lonely but how I felt calmer and how the people I met here were down-to-earth and accepting and how my circle of friends would slowly grow and how the consulting work I was doing would become stifling and how my world would be altered forever with marriage and motherhood in just a couple of short years and how quickly my life in the Bay Area was forgotten and how blessed I was to close one chapter and open several more.<br /><br />In response to this woman's probing question, I took the easy way out: "Oh, you know, at 29, I was working and having fun. 40 always seemed like a long ways away."<br /><br />The woman looked at me intently - and with marked curiosity - and then we were interrupted by our children again. And in a way, I was relieved.<br /><br />It's not that I don't appreciate the experiences that I had in my late 20s and 30s; on the contrary, I believe that the opportunities I had, especially professionally, were nothing short of amazing. I can remember being in many business settings, literally reminding myself that yes, indeed, important people wanted my opinion.<br /><br />But things have changed so much.<br /><br />Now, when I think of my career, I think of Ben first. That's why it's so easy for me to imagine myself teaching Pilates for another 3, 5, 11 years. <br /><br />And when I carefully look at myself today, I see someone who wants to grow, someone who wants a healthy and fulfilling life that is rich in relationships and not necessary in wealth, someone who will make every concession possible to eek out just a few more minutes each day with her son, even if it means that there won't be a corner office, spendy client lunches or a stay at The House of Blues.<br /><br />Although my convictions are strong on this, it's not always a comfortable topic for me to discuss freely. <br /><br />So, naturally, after the kids were attended to at the party, I shifted my attention back to the woman and intentionally turned the tables.<br /><br />"Enough about me," I started. "What do you do?"<br /><br />"Oh, I'm a therapist," she replied.<br /><br />Of course. Because no one is <span style="font-style: italic;">that </span>interested in a perfect stranger at a party. And no, I did not save myself hundreds of dollars by monopolizing her time with tales of my divorce, parenting and dating.<br /><br />But I was tempted.Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-55046534688620652222011-07-22T15:13:00.000-07:002011-07-22T15:15:08.993-07:00Hurry Up, Life.Recently, it was pointed out to me that I may have less patience than my 7-year-0ld.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Moi? Really?</span><br /><br />In fact, I was told that it was an area - this impatience - that I needed to <span style="font-style: italic;">work </span>on. <br /><br />"But I don't understand," I protested. " I don't push people out of line at the store. I don't drive<br />aggressively. And I never read the last page of a book before I get there. In fact, I can barely manage the fast forward-ing function on the DVR. It drives my <span style="font-style: italic;">impatient </span>7-year-old crazy!"<br /><br />"So," I ventured, "other than wanting to know exactly how my life is going to turn out right now, I have no issues with impatience."<br /><br />Denial is a lovely thing.<br /><br />I do admit that I <span style="font-style: italic;">experience </span>impatience at times:<br /><br /><ul><li>I'm certain that my blood pressure increases when Ben procrastinates at bedtime. </li><li>I can't stand loose Legos, our sucky vacuum cleaner (no pun intended) and Molly's hair; the three together are like a daily rite of passage that makes me question why Legos have to be so tiny, why I skimped on an appliance that ultimately would rule my world and why we had to choose "exploding fur dog" as a breed for our household pet.</li><li>I have the typical scavenger hunt/obstacle course of lost socks, half-brushed teeth, forgotten lunch money, spilled yogurt and "leave the fur alone on that damn dog right now and get into the car before we are both late for everything," also known as "mornings with small children."<br /> </li></ul><br />Daily impatience is <span style="font-style: italic;">definitely </span>a part of my world. <br /><br />After careful consideration, I suppose what I am feeling is <span style="font-style: italic;">global </span>impatience. It's not so much that I tire of the coffee maker's slow pace each morning, it's more about the demands that I place on life to deliver on its promises: a warm and healthy family life, consistently good health and a home that will be ours next week and next year.<br /><br />Being the spiritual - and religious - gal that I am, I do believe in trusting God for signs and direction. And I also know that <span style="font-style: italic;">patiently </span>waiting for a plan to unfold is much, much smarter than pushing for a hasty - and often messy - outcome.<br /><br />So it was affirming - and somewhat serendipitous - to open up my workbook of daily "lessons" this morning, and have this passage present itself for today's contemplation:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Or need to control can manifest itself as a need to know what's going on. We cannot always know. The lesson, the purpose, shall reveal itself in time - in its own time. It will all make perfect sense - later.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Today, I will stop straining to know what I don't know, to see what I can't see, to understand what I don't yet understand. Today, I will not be in such a hurry to move on.</span><br /><br />Point taken. Adding to this, I will let my son be the impatient one. And maybe by doing this - just maybe - he will actually teach <span style="font-style: italic;">me </span>about patience.Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-25568167757081276412011-07-20T16:46:00.000-07:002011-09-24T20:59:10.108-07:00Everything And Nothing.For my 200th post, I vacillated about what scintillating topic to write about and I came up with...<br /><br />nada.<br /><br />So, to commemorate countless hours of brain downloading on this blog, I'm going to write about what's been going on in our lives for the last six months. Don't hold your breath; it's not all that exciting and really, unless you're a blood relative you may just want to stop right here because - <span style="font-style: italic;">spoiler alert</span> - this might be very boring.<br /><br />Ben is seven and eight months now. But who's counting? Apparently, he is because the chatter in our house is all about the 8th birthday and whether or not an iPad will make an appearance in his birthday gifts. <br /><br />His father and I decided that there would be no birthday party this year as we are really, really tired of the birthday excess <span style="font-size:85%;">(mind you, this was a conversation about Ben's birthday, NOT mine). </span><br /><br />So since the birthday party is nixed, Ben wants to know if we can apply the birthday party funds to an iPad. His dad's answer was a resounding "N-O" but I'm a little more soft on the subject given the fact that my *second* Acer laptop is about to die.<br /><br />I thought I had solved the problem free and clear for us, when I suggested that we both forgo Christmas gifts and instead ask for an iPad from the family. This went over like a lead balloon. Ben simply could not fathom the idea of giving up Lego sets from his Grandpa. Suffice to say, we will probably finish out the year with the cranky Acer and maybe Ben will settle on an iTouch.<br /><br />Now, the reason that the iPad has become so coveted is because the iPhone - <span style="font-style: italic;">my </span>iPhone - is the hottest commodity in our house. Admittedly, I was beyond excited to get the iPhone earlier this year. Elated even.<br /><br />But then Ben got his little paws on it, and I'm lucky to squeeze a phone call in. Actually, it's not that bad as I limit his usage each day to whatever time I need to get things done without being accompanied from room to room hearing complaints of how <span style="font-style: italic;">boring </span>it is to stay at home and <span style="font-style: italic;">when when when</span> might Angry Birds come out because there are new seasons, new levels, new worlds, all these grand new experiences that enrich Ben's life so very much.<br /><br />God help me.<br /><br />All this inactivity certainly isn't stunting Ben's growth or hindering his appetite. He's almost up to my shoulders and he eats twice, sometimes three times as much as me. His new game, anytime I'm sitting on the couch, but especially at bedtime, is to pin me down and keep me there.<br /><br />And since he's got me beat on physical strength, my only leverage are those damn birds. At 9pm each night - sometimes later - here's the line that gets me an hour or so of uninterrupted adult time: <span style="font-style: italic;">"Benjamin, get off me right now or there will be no Angry Birds tomorrow!" </span> Don't believe me? Ask the neighbors. Ask anyone in Carmichael. They'll tell you.<br /><br />During the day, Ben is currently going to two camps: golf camp in the morning and day camp (at my club) in the afternoon. You'd think he'd be too tired to hold me down each night in what always results in a major physical tangle (so not my thing!).<br /><br />Recently, an acquaintance with a 7-year-old daughter used her Facebook status to report the following: "Seven is heaven." Seriously? Because I was thinking that one was heaven. Really. There wasn't all this attitude and brute force. Granted, there <span style="font-style: italic;">were </span>a lot of diapers and sleepless nights but the pay-off of having a sweet baby who would curl up for hours in my arms was well worth all the inconveniences of babyhood. Those days are so gone.<br /><br />Now my sweet baby boy is tripping me when I walk by him. He plays "chair gymnastics" each night at the dinner table, and I'm certain that he'll split his head open any day now. He won't take a bath unless I bribe him. He gets into my dark chocolate stash. He shoots at me with his Stampede. He plays "fly the ottoman" across the wood floor and smashes into the glass slider repetitively. But he still asks me to cuddle nearly every night, so I guess there's some semblance of heaven here. Oh, and he'll still hold my hand in the parking lot, too. That's heavenly, for sure.<br /><br />On the subject of heaven, I believe that Ben and I have broken up with my church. It pains me to write this, but, we - or I- am just not fitting in and I think that church is a place where you have to feel welcomed, or at the very least, comfortable. It's not happening. I don't know why. I really hate that I feel this way.<br /><br />Also on the subject of uncomfortable things, my childhood BFF is moving to Boston. I'm totally crushed, but also elated for her. It's not like I didn't see this coming. She and her husband have maintained a very jet-setty lifestyle of flying back and forth for months and I believe that the breaking point was finally reached. I can't say I blame her: who wouldn't want to trade the Central Valley for downtown Boston?<br /><br />Nevertheless, I'm still reeling from her news. This is, after all, the girl who picked up the phone at 10pm over eight years ago, when I called with a positive pregnancy test and 1o months later, in the delivery room, exclaimed, "He smiled! I swear, he just smiled at me!" I don't think I can continue on this topic without crying so I'll move on.<br /><br />Dating. Now there's a happy topic. Not. The general consensus among my friends is is that "it's time for Janeen to start dating again."<br /><br />Le sigh. Repeat. Repeat.<br /><br />It's not that I don't want to date, I simply do not know where to begin and I don't think that the answer lies in my computer (ie - Match, eharmony, etc). Soooo, the friends all have other friends who could be potential set-ups. UGH.<br /><br />God help me. Again. Please.<br /><br />There's a single dad in my neighborhood. I've known him for nearly five years, maybe more. He's taking the old 'cat and mouse' game to a new level. "Drive by my house," he texts, "and I'll go out and get the mail and we can talk."<br /><br />Really, God? <span style="font-style: italic;">REALLY</span>? Is this punishment? I'm sorry I broke up with the church. I'll go back.<br /><br />I think I like my world of Netflix and Molly time better. It's served me well for months. I sleep better in this world and I don't have to worry about blind dates with gills and the single dad who is scared to be seen with me.<br /><br />I can't believe that dating, at 40, has come to this. Or maybe I can. Because nothing, in the area of my love life, shocks me anymore.<br /><br />But a routine visit to the doctor does. It's never good when the doctor barrels in to the exam room saying: "Your cholesterol jumped <span style="font-style: italic;">101 </span>points this year. Your total number is now <span style="font-style: italic;"> 301</span>! You're going to <span style="font-style: italic;">die</span>!" Well, he didn't say the last part, but of course that's where my brain went.<br /><br />Just in case you didn't read that correctly, let me clarify: THREE - OH - ONE!<br /><br />OH MY FREAKING GOSH.<br /><br />The doctor went on to explain the breakdown; that the "good" number wasn't good at all, and that the "bad" number was indeed very bad and did I know about oatmeal and vegetables and fiber and nuts and Cholest-Off and heart disease and stroke and clogged arteries? I asked him to please refer to the occupation listed in my chart (that would be "Wellness Consultant") and to kindly <span style="font-style: italic;">get off my back</span> because my favorite relative lived to 93 and had cholesterol in the 300s and no, I do not eat red meat. Or eggs. Or butter.<br /><br />Needless to say, there is a Lipitor prescription waiting for me in three months if I don't get my numbers down. So now instead of four vegetables a day, I'm eating eight and instead of a small bowl of oatmeal each day, I'm filling a horse trough. And suddenly dating doesn't seem so concerning.<br /><br />On a final note, after months - and I mean <span style="font-style: italic;">months </span>- of applying, re-applying, begging, and crying, my mortgage file is finally on the desk of an underwriter. What does this mean? It means that I run to my nearest B of A branch at least twice a day with paystubs, W2s, letters from my ex (really!), and bank statements from last week, last year, last decade.<br /><br />Last night, the underwriter sent a message marked "Urgent" in the middle of dinner. "Urgent" in B of A terms means that someone lost the fax and could I please send it for the 9th time? Now. You can bet that I did not leave my prime seat outdoors at Zocalo's with three of the loveliest ladies I know and excellent conversation about love, sex, Paris <span style="font-size:78%;">and Viagra</span> to attend to B of A's idiot-ness. No way.<br /><br />Suffice to say, I've had a bit of anxiety as we come into this final step of the modification process. I figure that at best, I could know the outcome in a week or so, but definitely by the middle of August. I guess the situation was easier to stomach before, because I was just another file hanging in limbo, but now there is a very real possibility that we could be packing next month. Everyone keeps asking me if I have a gut feeling of how this will go. I really don't. And maybe that's what makes it so hard.<br /><br />What also makes it hard is that I've been unable to shield Ben from the process. Each day he asks me what will happen to Molly if we have to move. I think he has overheard too many adult conversations on this topic and given that his love for Molly is so over-the-top right now, her whereabouts is a top priority for him. I don't have an answer for this - obviously - and can only re-assure him that everything will be fine.<br /><br />So, while we hang out in this weird space of total <span style="font-style: italic;">uncertainty</span>, I'm trying to keep us both busy. Ben has another week of golf and more day camp, and we'll head to my sister's, and also to the beach in the next few weeks. I've found that pool time is great to calm the persistent thoughts and so is time with my wonderful friends. Molly has become a sweet companion when Ben is away, and when the house is quiet, she must sense my need for company because she never leaves my side.<br /><br />I will be grateful when things are more solid for us. Being on unsteady ground isn't easy, particularly for someone like me who thrives on planning and known outcomes. But, I still hold on to the notion that The Plan is in the works, and that it will unfold in due time on all fronts: with work, our home, health and love.<br /><br />Often, in the classes I teach I'll play something that comes directly from my heart. Tonight's choice was "Let It Be."<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;">And when the night is cloudy<br />There is still a light that shines on me<br />Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.<br /><br />Let it be. Let it be.<br />There will be an answer<br />Let it be.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">I'm letting it be. What other choice do I have?</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span></div> </div>Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-56936710343835213552011-07-07T16:00:00.000-07:002011-07-07T16:56:39.180-07:00Alice and Me and the Journey Down The Rabbit Hole<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbbUnCB6S_YoOxMFxsbQ3cjbZh-u40atouqGis9-A7pMgPGsugSDBujn6VkhQvc4bB3K9BlfVph60kZOhl6gdJarmutcBt4H9Z0465P1TW4f26J58rMMIqAEToX1nMlFDl_X7oUXKLUgc/s1600/DALI1003.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 217px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbbUnCB6S_YoOxMFxsbQ3cjbZh-u40atouqGis9-A7pMgPGsugSDBujn6VkhQvc4bB3K9BlfVph60kZOhl6gdJarmutcBt4H9Z0465P1TW4f26J58rMMIqAEToX1nMlFDl_X7oUXKLUgc/s320/DALI1003.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611269127554864690" border="0" /></a><br /><p> </p><span style="font-weight: bold;">I've been working on this post for months. </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"> Months</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">!! It's been re-written a dozen times. Two dozen times. Too many times. The content has been expanded and altered. I've </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">vacillated</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> between saying too much and saying too little. I've been in that space between "Publish" (Go!) and "Save"</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">(No 'effing way!) nearly every day for the last five months.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">I'm making myself crazy.<br /><br />I don't think this post is perfect now, but that's okay. The story is here and it needs to be told and I finally have the courage to do it. <br /><br />Here goes.</span><br /><br />Back in December, I turned 40 with very little fanfare.<br /><br />I was surrounded by my family. My dad took me for a drink at the same place we celebrated my 21st birthday (The Desert Marriott). We rode the Palm Springs tram. I didn't have a cake. But I did have a deluge of birthday texts and calls. My sister and I laughed so hard that our stomachs hurt. I redeemed my free Starbucks drink for a Venti Cappuccino (low fat, half caff, light foam, extra hot). It felt like it was just the right amount of celebrating. I felt lucky. Grateful. Loved.<br /><br />And tormented. Conflicted. Scared.<br /><br />While writing this post, I was reminded of a childhood favorite, "Alice In Wonderland." I've always been fascinated about the rabbit hole experience. It seems to me that the rabbit hole was so symbolic and yet so overlooked. Innocent, pristine and lovely Alice, tumbling into a dark abyss of fright and terror. Such a juxtaposition. And yet a perfect comparison for my own sordid story.<br /><br />I told everyone that I was gracefully <span style="font-style: italic;">stepping </span>into a new decade. But in reality, I was actually losing my foothold and had been for quite some time. Nothing was eloquent about my transition from 30-something to 40. Nothing at all. In fact, the whole segue way was downright ugly.<br /><br />But you wouldn't know it. Not by how I looked or what I said. I became extremely practiced in the facade of "everything's fine." <br /><br />I weathered a tough divorce and my ex still wants me back. <span style="font-style: italic;">But everything's fine.</span><br /><br />I can't afford my home anymore and, in fact, I'm months behind on the mortgage. <span style="font-style: italic;">But everything's fine.</span><br /><br />I can't sleep at night. I lay awake for hours on end. <span style="font-style: italic;">But everything's fine.</span><br /><br />I don't know how to be a "good" single parent; I fear I'm failing my sweet son at every turn. <span style="font-style: italic;">But everything's fine.</span><br /><br />My heart was broken in Florida last year and I don't know how to fix it. <span style="font-style: italic;">But everything's fine.</span><br /><br />I don't think that God loves me anymore. Why else would my prayers go completely unanswered? <span style="font-style: italic;">But everything's fine.</span><br /><br />Nothing was fine. Nothing at all.<br /><br />On the day of my 40th birthday, I was staring down my own rabbit hole and by January, I was falling into it. Rather quickly.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">In another moment down went Alice, never once considering how in the world she was to get out.</span><br /><br />The mid-life crisis that everyone warned me about - "You know, Janeen, it's coming. No one makes it to 45 without one"- <span style="font-style: italic;">that </span>midlife crisis, indeed had found me.<br /><br />And I fell further. And faster.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">The rabbit-hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way, and then dipped suddenly down, so suddenly that Alice had not a moment to think about stopping herself before she found herself falling down a very deep well. </span><br /><br />Despite the rapid descent into an inky black space, I knew exactly when it all came apart and I knew precisely what I had to do. I honestly don't think that there is a better gift from God then the knowing - without a doubt - what your work is and when the time is right to do it. My work was very clear, and the timing was as simple and as urgent as "now."<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Either the well was very deep, or she fell very slowly, for Alice had plenty of time as she went down to look about her and to wonder what was going to happen next. First, she tried to look down and make out what she was coming to, but it was too dark to see anything.</span><br /><br />When you are falling down something as dark and dirty and dismal as a rabbit hole, there is a horrible sense that you are moving away - very quickly - from everything you knew to be true, everything you knew about peace, resiliency and hope. And even though the fall can seem so very long, there is time, so much time - like Alice explains - to peer around and to not know; and it was in that unknown space where my own fear began to emerge.<br /><br />I don't want to get into the details. Not yet anyway. We all have financial issues, disappointments in relationships, challenges with our children. Life sometimes feels like a lesson in crisis management, and I believe that it is, to some extent.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Down, down, down. Would the fall </span><i style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">never</i><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"> come to an end? `I wonder how many miles I've fallen by this time?' Alice said aloud. `I must be getting somewhere near the centre of the earth. Let me see: that would be four thousand miles down, I think--.' </span><br /><br />The rabbit hole is like a vortex; you quickly lose sight of the light and the journey to the bottom seems so very endless. There isn't room for anyone else in the confines of the rabbit hole. The tunnel is narrow and harrowing and a place that no one else would voluntarily want to be.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Down, down, down. There was nothing else to do, when suddenly, thump! thump! down Alice came upon a heap of sticks and dry leaves, and the fall was over. </span><br /><br />I too, landed on the bottom - after the longest tumble of my life - and it was only then that I could appreciate the eager, willing and loving hands that would be there to scoop me up. Like Alice, I knew that the most painful part of it all - the fall - was over. I felt the "thud" of my own rock bottom place and when I looked up, there was a circle of people who handed me tissues, who picked up my son from school and who told me that everything would be okay, that it really, really would be.<br /><br />Now, in the midst of my own personal ascent, I'm realizing the payoffs of simplifying and the rewards of quiet, reflective space.<br /><br />I've stopped putting pressure on myself to practice my writing, to be at the gym every day and to eat eighteen varieties of fruit and vegetables at every meal. I haven't rolled out my yoga mat in weeks. I'm saying no to most social invitations. I'm avoiding Target. I'm making some new friends who are in similar life situations to mine. I'm letting go of the burning need to accomplish everything and to settle for nothing less than perfect execution. <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />I'm feeling - at last - a calmer mind, a more settled sense of being.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">And I'm sleeping. A lot!</span><br /><br />But I have a long, long way to go. The rabbit hole has become my own metaphor for strength and resiliency in the darkest of days. <span style="font-style: italic;">This was no mere gopher hole.</span><br /><br />It's such a long way, that when I'm closer to my destination, I'm convinced I'll have a story to tell. And although I don't know quite how that story will unfold yet, I do know that I'll want to share the experience.<br /><br />In the meantime, I know that what I'm doing is going to make me a better mom, sister, daughter and friend. I have all the faith in the world that subtle shifts turn into big changes and that every day and every moment of progress equals big steps toward becoming the person I want to be. I believe that God has a hand in all miracles and that I'm witnessing my own. And it will be amazing.<br /><br />Indeed, year 40 will go down as one that is permanently etched in my memory. It will be the year of sisterhood between Alisa and me. That part is way overdue, yet so very welcomed. It will be the year that Ben saw me the least. That's the part I grapple with most. But there is so much goodness, so much truth to be had on the other side. And my Mom is an awesome stand-in for me.<br /><br />Now I can look up to the small space where light sparingly peers its way into the rabbit hole and there is solace in the sweet glimmer of of its rays. I'm coming into the warmth. It's closer - every day the narrow space becomes a little wider and I'm starting to believe that the way out is right before my eyes. I just keep looking for the light.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">And then Alice opened a secret door and found that it led into a small passage, not much larger than a rat-hole: and she knelt down and looked along the passage into the loveliest garden you ever saw.</span><br /><br />PS - If you got this far in the post, congratulations! And thanks for hanging in. The next post - my 200th - will be lighter in nature, I promise.Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-37843668735584937112011-01-06T17:42:00.000-08:002011-01-06T18:28:53.762-08:00Mea Culpa, MomMy mom has always told me, "Kids take their moms for granted."<br /><br />She's never stated this in a discouraged or disappointed way; it's more matter-of-fact, as in: "this is how it is and not only am I OK with it, I'll also never complain about it." And she never does.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Because that's the type of person she is. </span><br /><br />My sister and I can emotionally throw-up all over her and my mom will be there, holding the space and offering empathy. We can toss just about anything at her - and we have.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Because that's the type of person she is.</span><br /><br />My mom can babysit for hours on end and never once turn on the television or resort to the Nintendo player. Instead, she'll bust out every crafty thing imaginable and have Ben collecting leaves and rocks. She's better at getting Ben to do homework than I am and she's quick to volunteer to drive across town to retrieve him from school so that I can have a little downtime at home.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Because that's the type of person she is.</span><br /><br />Our dog is forever bonded to my mom because she is the one who walks her every day. She also dog sits when I'm gone overnight and I so don't deserve this but she also treats the dog's ears and picks up the dog poop.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Really</span>. Because that's the type of person she is.</span><br /><br />On Friday mornings, I usually hear the garbage trucks rumble by and sit straight up in bed, panicked. Then, I remember that I have no reason to panic <span style="font-style: italic;">because my mom always drags the cans to the curb on Thursday nights.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Yes, she does. She really does.</span><br /><br />When I optimistically plant a garden in the Spring months, my mom is the one who waters the whole project all summer. I also catch her vacuuming on occasion and she has a real penchant for Cloroxing my sinks. And if you ever have a moth problem in your kitchen, my mom's your girl. She knocked out a whole colony for me. Twice. It was pretty remarkable.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Because that's the type of person she is.</span><br /><br />I get headaches. A lot. My mom brings over medicine, she cares for Ben, she makes food. Last month, when I missed the school holiday performance, my mom took the treats I had made to the classroom and stayed for the show - in my place.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Because that's the type of person she is.</span><br /><br />A busy month like December means that there is constant movement and quite a bit of chaos in the background. Ben needed to be watched when I rushed off to my birthday dinner. He wanted constant entertainment on cold weekend days when I had stacks of cards to address and piles of gifts to wrap. The Christmas tree would still be standing in my front window had my mom not stepped in, with Ben's assistance, and dismantled the whole thing while I closed the books on my business for the year.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Because that's the type of person she is.</span><br /><br />I should have done a little shout-out to my mom in the previous post because most of December would not have been possible without her. Right up until the last day of the year, when she came over to help with Ben before she volunteered at a homeless dinner, her presence gave me just a few short hours to begin the conversion of a new invoicing system.<br /><br />In the midst of my divorce, I never would have imagined the crushing responsibilities associated with maintaining an older home, running a small, service-oriented business, carting a child to and from an out-of-the-way school and still carving out time for everyone to have a good meal, clean clothes and a little fun once in a while. The daily tasks are still daunting and only do-able with the extra set of hands that belong to my mother. She is, indeed, the backbone of this whole operation.<br /><br />So, I'll say it now and I'll keep it simple:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">You rock, Mom</span>. You really do. I couldn't do all that I do without you. It just wouldn't work. I may always take you for granted, a little, but I'll always appreciate you - more than you'll ever know.<br /><br />Thank you for being the village that we desperately need. You do it so very well.<br /><br />Love,<br />jan.Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-38949097774975788772011-01-01T14:19:00.000-08:002011-01-02T07:21:15.790-08:00Blessed JanuaryHello, New Year's Day. You have no idea how glad I am to see you. Not that the last two weeks weren't brilliantly fun, but I am toast. Supremely exhausted. Genuinely and positively wasted.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">You did this to me, December.</span><br /><br />All fatigue aside for a moment, I want to re-cap the last two weeks of the year because they were, despite all the chaos, perhaps the greatest two weeks ever.<br /><br />In the middle of the month, my girlfriends threw their annual birthday dinner party for me. I am wickedly lucky - I know - to have a group of lovely, lovely friends who plan this for me especially during the busy month of December. The food is always yummy, the wine is great and they bring extremely thoughtful gifts. Having spent my entire life with a birthday that's completely overshadowed by Christmas, I'm always moved by the generosity of my girlfriends. <span style="font-style: italic;">I'll say it again: I am oh-so-very lucky! </span><br /><br />The weekend before Christmas, I celebrated a high school friend's 40th birthday at a winery in Livermore. We played bocce ball, drank wine and lamented the fact that we're all "on deck" for the 40 club. My childhood girlfriend came with me and we took an entire day to shop in Pleasanton, while my dad and stepmom took care of Ben. It was a great time.<br /><br />The week <span style="font-style: italic;">before </span>Christmas started with opening a big Nordstrom box containing the Uggs that I wanted. They are even better in person. <span style="font-style: italic;">I still don't feel deserving of such a great gift.</span><br />Following the Uggs was a deluge (really!) of sweet gifts from my clients. I never, ever expect presents from <span style="font-style: italic;">any </span>of my clients and when they come bearing gifts at this time of the year, I'm always taken completely aback at their generosity. The gifts ranged from a massage certificate to a Costco sized bottle of really good vodka. Did my holiday stress really show that much?? What always touches me is the gifts that come for Ben. (Those do not include the vodka! Or the masssage, for that matter).<br /><br />I started my vacation mid-week with Ben which made for uninterrupted reading, drawing and movie time. The morning of Christmas Eve was perhaps the best day with hours of pajama time, opening a few client gifts and enjoying the anticipation of Christmas.<br /><br />On Christmas Eve, we went to Mass with friends (their child was singing in the service) and then had dinner at their home. Ben set a new record among the kids by wolfing down two whole burgers (buns and all) and asking for more. God help me when we get to age 10. What's next? Three burgers??<br /><br />Late on Christmas Eve, Ben set out chocolate chips for Santa and I worked hard to draft a letter "from" Santa, explaining the issue of traveling on Christmas morning and the whereabouts of our gifts. The letter, I have to say, was quite good. <span style="font-style: italic;">All bases were covered.</span><br /><br />Early Christmas morning, Ben awoke to chocolate chips scattered all over the living room, his letter from Santa and two gifts to open. He read the letter carefully - eyes widening with every word - and he bought it all: hook, line and sinker. Even the part about Molly eating most of the chocolate chips. We then set off for Palm Springs.<br /><br />One airport shuttle, one ride on the (very full) airplane, one trek in the rental van (with a few tears from the backseat) and six hours later, we were, at last, in sunny Palm Springs.<br /><br />We were joined the next day by my brother, my sister, her husband and his mother. I hardly ever get to see my brother. He lives in Orange County and I adore him.<br /><br />In just a few short days, we managed to go to Christmas services, shop, walk the desert, go up the tram - hike a bit - and then come down, shop some more, celebrate my birthday, dip into the cookies - the cake - the wine - the chocolates - the vodka, drive to Joshua Tree National Park for a hike, open gifts, shop again, open more gifts, and return to the site of my first "legal drink with my dad: the Marriott.<br /><br />I also opened my second pair of Uggs. <span style="font-style: italic;">Thank you, Alisa!!</span><br /><br />The addition of my sister's mother-in-law was seamless and welcomed. She took care of Ben in the early morning hours so that I could sleep in, she cooked my birthday dinner and she told us how much she loved our family. We rode back to the airport, wedged into the back of my sister's Acura. The entire way, Ben leaned into her. When we arrived home, Ben asked me to guess who is new favorite person was. I didn't have to; I already knew that she had won him over and vice versa. <span style="font-style: italic;">We love you, I. You are our family. </span> Please come again.<br /><br />It was indeed a great trip, thanks to my Dad and to my stepmom and to everyone who made the long journey to the desert. The best birthday celebration ever. In retrospect, I think that everyone should be lucky enough to have a 40th birthday celebration like mine. I will always treasure the memories from my 40th. <span style="font-style: italic;">Thank you again, Dad. </span>Let's go back to the Marriott in another 10. In the meantime, we have your now infamous birthday comment about getting the dog's "claws trimmed" or as you said it: "the dog needs her traws climmed!"<br /><br />Ben and I ended our month, and our year together with my stepmom and her family. We were invited, or we invited ourselves - not sure which - to their home in North Sacramento for a traditional New Year's dinner of posole. Posole is a stew that cooks for hours. It is a basic, yet very core part of Hispanic celebrations. We enjoyed the company of my stepmom's extremely gracious family and we were home by 10pm and asleep by 10:30pm.<br /><br />At midnight, I woke up to what sounded like the entire neighborhood setting off every explosive imaginable, but I'm sure it was all contained in my neighbor's - the Griwalds - yard. To my own surprise, I was supremely pissed off at the racket.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I really must be old.</span><br /><br />Lastly, I have dozens of photo files to upload and download and unload. Our time in Palm Springs was well documented by everyone but me and I'm anxious to share the images from our trip.<br /><br />But first, I need a nap.<br /><br />Happy New Year!Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-31364929863058342542010-12-22T21:36:00.000-08:002010-12-22T21:36:00.215-08:00Damn You, DecemberAs per its usual course, the month of December is kicking my ass.<br /><br />This year it's a little more intense because my ex "gifted" me an extra twenty-three days with Ben. Not that I mind the extra time with my son. <span style="font-style: italic;">However</span>...<br /><br />Ben is totally amped out over Christmas, even more so than in years past. He is incessantly dipping into extra Advent calendar candies and into my own private stash of Hershey kisses. He's also ripping into my coveted Christmas cards the second the mail comes through the mail slot and he manages to tear at least two-thirds of the cards before I even see them. <br /><br />"Who's that in the picture?" I'll ask. "I don't know; I ripped their head/heads off," Ben informs me. <br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Grrrrrr.</span><br /><br />As for other fun December antics, Ben's already peeked into his stocking when he thought I wasn't looking and when I offered to pay him to help wrap client gifts, he spent the better part of three hours crouched behind the couch - sniper style - aiming the Nerf gun at me. At my butt, to be more precise. And then he wondered where his payment was once I finished wrapping <span style="font-style: italic;">twenty-three </span>presents. When I denied him payment, he shot the dog. In the butt, of course.<br /><br />Tonight, he's threatening to sneak out of bed and eat <span style="font-style: italic;">all </span>the Advent candy. And if I hear the words <span style="font-weight: bold;">Nerf Stampede Gun</span> (which is an extreme upgrade from his current Nerf gun) one more time, I swear I'm going open up all the wine in the house and drink steadily until December is over <span style="font-size:78%;">and that's a lot of wine</span>: <span style="font-size:78%;">I'm well stocked.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Yay, Christmas. How I've missed you.</span><br /><br />My family and friends know that I can't stand the holidays.<br /><br />Christmas went south for me back in my early 20s when I had a relationship with someone whose family glorified the gifts to no end. I never recovered.<br /><br />But now, since I have a kid, I can't get all Grinch-y every year.<br /><br />So I drag the tree out of the rafters right after Thanksgiving and make a big fuss over the ornaments and then we make cookies and gingerbread houses and this year, a giant gingerbread man, and I make a fuss out of how creative my child is when in actuality I know he's going to be sneaking bites out of all the culinary projects and we'll all suffer from the imminent sugar highs and lows.<br /><br />I send out 75 Christmas cards and then freak out because once again, I don't have enough. I take Ben to see Santa and wait in a long, ghetto mall line and pay too much for a picture. I agonize over what to buy my ex "from Ben" and open his gift to me "from Ben" (to me) before Christmas to get an idea of what to spend and then hurriedly re-wrap the gift so Ben doesn't notice. I worry about Ben getting too many presents because last year was a complete fiasco and I had a wickedly spoiled child on my hands come January.<br /><br />And for what? To commemorate Christ's birth? I do that quite well on my own, during every month of the year thankyouverymuch. If anything, the consumerism and sheer excess in December <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">detracts </span>me from the essence of the season and that realization puts me in a very bad mood.<br /><br />Over the Thanksgiving weekend, I stayed at my dad's and went shopping on Black Friday with my stepmom. We left the house at 4am, something I vowed I'd never do. Admittedly, the ads sucked me in.<br /><br />It was a manic experience, to say the least. So manic, in fact, that I got a make-over at the Clinique counter at 5:30am (hey, a full face of make-up is always great on Black Friday!) and I bought two pairs of leggings, three shirts, a sweater and a skirt. All this for the girl who could give the Kardashians a run for their money in the clothes department. But hey, it was Black Friday; the motto for the day being: "More! More! Even More!"<br /><br />I wound up taking half the shit back the following week. Because Black Friday is a big seduction for evil December. Yuck.<br /><br />Well, apparently that's what my body thought too because as soon as we came home from our manic shopping trip, my body was burning with hives. And so it went into December. Shopping = itching. Wrapping = more itching. Merely flipping the switch for the tree lights each morning caused my body to immediately flush.<br /><br />The Urgent Care doctor said to wash everything in the house with special detergent, change to Ivory soap, lay off the scented lotions and perfumes. To no avail. Itch, scratch, itch. Steroid pills. Steroid injections. Bendadryl around the clock. Good times.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">You did this to me, Black Friday. I know you did.</span><br /><br />So last week I saw a third doctor who is sending me to an allergist. The allergist is a friend of the doctor, who made a special call on my behalf, and of course he's not on my insurance plan<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Because it's December and I'm cursed.</span><br /><br />My theory is this: I'm allergic to Christmas and to the entire month of December. How else can the sudden onset of itching hell on Black Friday be explained?<br /><br />I'm envisioning the prescription to be something along the lines of:<br /><br />Patient must refrain from most holiday related activities including, but not limited to:<br /><br />Stringing lights on her house (like I would ever do this anyway, I've got tacky neighbors who put enough crap up for our entire block)<br /><br />Destroying her kitchen with homemade cookies (yes, that happened last weekend with Ben; don't let the 7-year-old loose with the flour)<br /><br />Battling long lines at Wal Mart (I only went because I was desperate for Benadryl, but then I saw the brown leggings and the matching shirt and the sale on Weight Watchers frozen entrees).<br /><br />Patient may steal Advent candy from her child's calendar on the days that the child is with his dad (great, that gives me two whole candies).<br /><br />Patient may also dip into wine that is otherwise reserved for client gifts (started that on Dec 1)<br /><br />Patient is excused from all holiday parties (there were none to put on the calendar anyway) and also from constructing a gingerbread house that caves in immediately upon completion (it's a yearly tradition, and an annual meltdown).<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Why? Why do we do this to ourselves? Help me understand.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">What happened to the quiet, peaceful, somber spirit of the manger and the clear, starry night, and the wismen and the advent of new life? Now all the advent that's celebrated in our house is the daily fight over 5am Advent candy. And it's not even that good.</span><br /><br />Come January, I'll have gained several pounds from the discarded gingerbread walls and the copious amounts of wine (but not from the Advent candies). We'll have a tree that hangs out in our living room far past its welcome. I'll still be apologizing to the friends who didn't get our Christmas cards.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">All the while trying to discern our friends' identities from the headless Christmas cards.</span> (<span style="font-style: italic;">And those of you who used Shutterfly or Tiny Prints totally wasted your money at this address.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">Just so you know).</span><br /><br />The horrific gifts will go into the horrific gift box, otherwise known as The New Client Welcome Kit. Ben will shoot the dog with his new Stampede gun and I'll take "that damn gun" away for a week. He'll shoot me and I'll roll my eyes and wait for the next dart. I'll dip into his college fund for the fourteen "D" batteries required to fuel "that damn gun." We'll all suffer from my anti-carb diet.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Ah yes, this is what is known as The Christmas Hangover.</span><br /><br />Last week, Ben began his daily plea for a dreidel and I couldn't be happier. Judaism, at least during the holidays, is looking pretty good. We'll light a candle each night, open a dollar store gift and eat matzoh ball soup. F the tree, the lights, the POS gingerbread house, the overpriced toys and the neighbors who think they're the Griswald family.<br /><br />I know my mom and my sister will be on board. They both recently said, "Christmas should only come around every four years."<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">God bless my family. They are so smart and logical.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">Mazel tov. Or whatever.</span><br /><br />If this were to happen - this Christmas every four year thing - my skin would "cool down" (as the dermatologist says), my jeans would fit all month, my son wouldn't whine and I might even enjoy the tacky lights and the annoying music. I could even be convinced to bring a dead tree in and let it shed, along with the dog, all over my living room.<br /><br />In the meantime, word from the North Pole is that there isn't <span style="font-style: italic;">one </span>Stampede en route for Ben. No, there's <span style="font-style: italic;">two </span>which means someone should shoot <span style="font-weight: bold;">me </span>now.<br /><br />Oy vey.Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-77385971911740573742010-12-11T15:35:00.001-08:002010-12-11T15:48:46.343-08:00CovetingWhen one of my clients walked into to my home wearing these last week, I knew I'd found the perfect boot. It's hard to believe that Ugg makes these and it's also hard to believe that merely seeing this style actually took me to a whole new level of Ugg obsession.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGaz1y1otuCzKcf62ycP375t6hu5PwyJT60kRdnqy-mj-gUdqJb71UGBMNSI3OnU4yCaSqRj69d9_p4Yt3PWBqX6DgGyyfymB4Z7ZBeIxkyb7raVLikMcbYHwBCgYeYgz7TBEBLX6He6U/s1600/skylair.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 100px; height: 100px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGaz1y1otuCzKcf62ycP375t6hu5PwyJT60kRdnqy-mj-gUdqJb71UGBMNSI3OnU4yCaSqRj69d9_p4Yt3PWBqX6DgGyyfymB4Z7ZBeIxkyb7raVLikMcbYHwBCgYeYgz7TBEBLX6He6U/s320/skylair.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5549572601094968898" border="0" /></a><br />The same client who owns these fabulously stylish boots also accidentally forgot to take her very expensive and also fabulously stylish black BCBG coat after our session a couple of weeks ago. I can't say how it happened, but that lovely BCBG coat made an appearance in our Christmas card photos. It is likely the most expensive coat I'll ever be photographed in.<br /><br />I can only hope that she'll forget her boots one day...<input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div>Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-14249800491446469782010-12-09T20:42:00.000-08:002010-12-09T20:48:18.747-08:00What A Pro Can Do<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7GJtSWJMsLkWFKg88PdUMoYyXqr3NdnF0y-U2jsgkDlPfn0xJREs1336hbQJazYRgI2vjDHwbfCFrPifQ3lN0seKtynux9rWvuVXqXFCBj2_qSKGRxhqiWLFWLL640xR-vbDY_eWoLPE/s1600/JGP_0915.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7GJtSWJMsLkWFKg88PdUMoYyXqr3NdnF0y-U2jsgkDlPfn0xJREs1336hbQJazYRgI2vjDHwbfCFrPifQ3lN0seKtynux9rWvuVXqXFCBj2_qSKGRxhqiWLFWLL640xR-vbDY_eWoLPE/s320/JGP_0915.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5548910501219339282" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEharrzvSPw-o0080Gj14DV1nVlCihYoj3f0vSuipwqJxRjdu6LZs4iBj33qpKupoaDNc4Mkgjf4HXV5NlVb_2hT3kpyaflp9Z1aXbWsHmA1Ilw48WRgI0ssPapDiK0MmPXie7LB1vsp2IA/s1600/JGP_0904.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEharrzvSPw-o0080Gj14DV1nVlCihYoj3f0vSuipwqJxRjdu6LZs4iBj33qpKupoaDNc4Mkgjf4HXV5NlVb_2hT3kpyaflp9Z1aXbWsHmA1Ilw48WRgI0ssPapDiK0MmPXie7LB1vsp2IA/s320/JGP_0904.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5548910365351036370" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaezqr0h5Qriyp1UsjHkClgsMY8ikDP0cS7UKARozaSuNpufJTupfBsUw-p3QiKHbIBCXvXegSnk2quACYBXyUeYqLT_zDWAvqHaSAJ8toVdMYiUHsS3DA2_Gj5_ymTm17MokwAxBGFFE/s1600/JGP_0896.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaezqr0h5Qriyp1UsjHkClgsMY8ikDP0cS7UKARozaSuNpufJTupfBsUw-p3QiKHbIBCXvXegSnk2quACYBXyUeYqLT_zDWAvqHaSAJ8toVdMYiUHsS3DA2_Gj5_ymTm17MokwAxBGFFE/s320/JGP_0896.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5548910237493920050" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgEtzvkrO22k7ZuDjJjzd6-i_exWz01P4z2MDHDpKA2LexCSiBOHDUnONSwzgNP8pZNXA2feG_luEssisiNQrT6gWnn8p1iPFPV8O9Gn2Qd6plyiL9oxkrMfNIiKrBEAWGcyJG7gRG75o/s1600/JGP_0895.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgEtzvkrO22k7ZuDjJjzd6-i_exWz01P4z2MDHDpKA2LexCSiBOHDUnONSwzgNP8pZNXA2feG_luEssisiNQrT6gWnn8p1iPFPV8O9Gn2Qd6plyiL9oxkrMfNIiKrBEAWGcyJG7gRG75o/s320/JGP_0895.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5548910106505507794" border="0" /></a><br />More to come. :)Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-12992543477312239312010-12-09T19:52:00.000-08:002010-12-09T20:29:44.618-08:00Santa, Santa...Dear Santa<br /><br />We're not even within the 12 Days of Christmas window and you're already getting my orders all screwed up.<br /><br />Let's review for a moment.<br /><br />First, I said "Prius," not "printer." There's a huge difference, like to the tune of $24,929. Yes, I know that my HP was a POS <span style="font-size:78%;">(that's 'piece of shit' in case you don't know the lingo up in the Northern areas) </span>and really, the Dell is quite nice and once I figure out how to work it, I'm sure I'll appreciate its scanning, copying and otherwise "office-y" functions. But let's get back to the Prius. Say it with me: <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Prius</span>.<br /><br />I also told you that I wanted Botox injections. Lots of them. What I did not want were steroid injections. <span style="font-size:78%;">In my ass, nonetheless.</span> <br /><br />So while we're on the subject of the steroids, please bring several containers of the uber-expensive detergent that I've had to use to launder every piece of fabric in this house since I am apparently allergic to cheap detergent. Then, maybe I can lay off the prednisone for awhile.<br /><br />In the meantime, I'm going to need an entire new wardrobe to accommodate for the steroid puffiness (read: weight gain). <br /><br />Also, please include several bottles of high grade vodka and some nice red wine. The doctor said that alcohol consumption might help with the crankiness associated with prednisone. I think he meant "daily" consumption.<br /><br />That 24 Hour Fitness membership from Costco would sure help out too, both with the mood and the ever-expanding butt. <br /><br />I also think that a pair of UGGs are certainly well-deserved after the bout with endless itching, especially since my feet are the only parts of my body that haven't suffered the prednisone aftermath.<br /><br />On a good note, my Blackberry has been well behaved lately and only malfunctions when I try to use the camera. You can still bring any of the Droids though.<br /><br />Lastly, can you please visit the Home Retention Department at Bank of America and lavish the employees there with expensive gifts? Lots of them? Maybe then, I'll have a chance of getting someone on the phone who doesn't blow me off or cut me off or transfer me to an innocuous department like "Simple Assumptions" or my own personal favorite, "Quantifiable Assumptions." Obviously those folks need some serious cheer. Although they clearly need more of the year-round variety.<br /><br />In closing, I'd like to reiterate that I've been very good this year. I haven't gossiped <span style="font-size:78%;">past 10pm each day,</span> I haven't been unkind to my mother <span style="font-size:78%;">except for my daily impatience</span>, I haven't let Ben play too much Nintendo <span style="font-size:78%;">but we won't mention the TV hours</span>, I've been to church <span style="font-size:78%;">twice since the summer</span>, and I've made a marked effort to stay in better touch with my friends <span style="font-size:78%;">through texting and Facebook-ing.</span><br /><br />Yours truly,<br />Janeen.Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-47305679356937196472010-11-23T12:10:00.000-08:002010-11-23T14:38:27.275-08:00Three Girls, Two Boys and One Seinfeld MomentThree girls go into their favorite neighborhood bar on a Friday night.<br /><br />Two of the girls are sisters. The sisters are both married. The third girl is not.<br /><br />The girls sit at the bar and sip cocktails. Eventually, they have dinner.<br /><br />The bartenders joke about "the great view at the end of the bar," referencing the two (gorgeous) sisters and, perhaps their single friend who the girls have dubbed "our cousin."<br /><br />The girls are flattered by the attention.<br /><br />Two guys walk in and sit kitty-corner to the girls. One is wearing a baseball cap (this is a critical piece of the story).<br /><br />The single girl tells her friends that she has seen one of the guys in the bar before; in fact, she remembers him from last summer because he is tall and cute and he has a great smile. She is referring the guy <span style="font-style: italic;">without </span>the baseball hat.<br /><br />The married girls encourage the single girl to make eye contact. "Five seconds minimum!" they say.<br /><br />But the single girl is somewhat shy in these types of scenarios and can't even muster up the courage to look over for one second.<br /><br />Time passes and two of the girls have children to tuck in, so they settle up their tab and start to make their way toward the door (which is around the corner from the bar).<br /><br />The girls notice that the guys are finishing their drinks and also paying the check.<br /><br />The married girlfriends tell the single girl that the tall, cute guy has watched their single friend make her way out of the bar area. "He even turned around in his chair," they add.<br /><br />The girls pause at the restroom and one goes inside while the other two brainstorm ideas for meeting the mystery guy.<br /><br />It is decided that the most outgoing of the three girls will go back to the bar and ask the bartender what the story is on the tall, cute guy. The single girl does <span style="font-style: italic;">not </span>volunteer herself for this task.<br /><br />The two girls wait near the restroom for their courageous friend, and as they are waiting, the two guys emerge from the bar area together and leave the building.<br /><br />The third girl then returns. "Yes, he's single," she confirms.<br /><br />But the guys have already left so there's nothing to do except for button up coats, pull out umbrellas and leave.<br /><br />As the girls are moving toward the exit door, the tall, cute guy runs back in.<br /><br />The girls smile at him. He pauses for a moment and says, "Ummm, this is kind of awkward but the bartender told me that one of you <span style="font-style: italic;">is interested in my friend.</span>"<br /><br />The girls look at each other in confusion. "The guy with the hat?" they ask.<br /><br />"Yes," tall, cute guy confirms.<br /><br />The girls can't contain their laughter.<br /><br />Tall, cute guy doesn't understand.<br /><br />The girls look at one another. Who is going to break the news?<br /><br />The single girl steps up. "Wrong guy," she says.<br /><br />Tall, cute guy looks around at the girls.<br /><br />"Well, this is awkward," he says again.<br /><br />The girls burst into more giggles, as tall, cute guy look begins to look more perplexed.<br /><br />Finally, one of the girls makes an indication that the single girl is the one who is interested. Something is said about exchanging phone numbers but there isn't a pen or paper available, so single girl blushes eighteen shades of red and fumbles for a business card.<br /><br />Tall, cute guy says goodnight and leaves the building, with the intent of breaking the news to his buddy that the single girl isn't in fact interested in him <span style="font-style: italic;">at all</span>.<br /><br />But that doesn't quite happen.<br /><br />Two of the girls dash to the single girl's car in the pouring rain. Single girl turns on her car.<br /><br />Both girls notice a guy running quickly to single girl's car. The guy is wearing <span style="font-style: italic;">a baseball hat</span>.<br /><br />The girls look at each other. What do do?<br /><br />Being the ever pleasant girl that she is, single girl rolls down her window and says hello.<br /><br />Baseball cap guy wastes no time. "The bartender said you are interested in me."<br /><br />The girls look at each other. Married girl falls silent. It's all on the single girl.<br /><br />Single girl starts with "don't take this the wrong way." She goes on to stammer about a small misunderstanding at the bar. She apologizes fifty-four times and wonders if this story will best be told in the beginning, middle or end of her forthcoming book on dating at 39.<br /><br />As baseball cap guy walks away, deflated, single girl looks at her married girlfriend who apologizes profusely for not speaking up. She only has to say one word: "awkward" and the girls are regaled with laughter, again. Same story the next day when they exchange text messages with the subject of "awkward."<br /><br />So what happens next? Single girl goes home with one of the married girls to have cookies and say hello to her children. She then goes home to read to her own child and slip him two cookies in bed. The other married girl picks up single girl for a yoga class in the morning. All the girls finish their weekends, respectively, and vow to go out again soon with their new "cousin." The Friday night story is re-told among their circles of friends and serves as good material for single girl's blog.<br /><br />THE END.Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-22583550559665975902010-11-17T14:36:00.000-08:002010-11-17T21:29:50.033-08:0040 to 40I will be 40 years old in 40 days.<br /><br />A few months ago, I had ambitious plans for my "countdown to 40." I thought I would attend a yoga class each day - even on Thanksgiving and Christmas. I planned on meeting a different friend every day for coffee or drinks. I even conjured up ideas of attacking my stack of books, and completing one each week.<br /><br />That is so not going to happen - none of it.<br /><br />Instead, I likely have 40 days to figure out where Ben and I will be living after the first of the year since Bank of America refuses to help me keep this house. There are a lot of layers to that problem, including the studio I use for clients, the dog that we love and the simple fact that this house has been home to us for all of Ben's childhood years.<br /><br />I hate you, B of A. I really, sincerely do.<br /><br />On a lighter note, I saw that Time magazine printed its "Most Influential 30 under 40" list and I noted - with disappointment - that I wasn't on it. Now it's safe to say that regardless of what amazing invention I come up with or how outstanding my forthcoming literary piece will be, I won't be on it next year. Or any year. Because I'll be in the "over 40" club. Where we wear Uggs and shoot up our faces with Botox and exercise like demons so that we can look like we're still in the "under 40" club.<br /><br />Dear God, help me. I am not accepting this aging thing well. <span style="font-size:78%;">And I really hope I get a pair of Uggs for my birthday.</span><br /><br />As I count off the days to 40, I've also given some considerable thought to my career path, including lots of online research on potential jobs that work with a wacky custody schedule and daily commutes to Fair Oaks for school and sports activities. It's shocking what I've come up, given that none of the professions I've researched actually take into account my degree. <br /><br />Even more shocking (and depressing) is the fact that the jobs that do require a Marketing degree are gone. At one point a MBA might have been a good idea but opportunities at that level have disappeared, too. At least in Sacramento, that is.<br /><br />I like what I do. It works for me. And for Ben, too. I don't want to give it up. Not just yet.<br /><br />So really, there's not much to do except to sit back and let things unfold as they're supposed to.<br /><br />That means, it's 40 days of being quiet, being contemplative, being thoughtful. Which is what I've been trying to do lately anyway.<br /><br />I read a great article by Martha Beck, one of my favorite authors. She wrote a recent column about what to do when you have have no idea <span style="font-style: italic;">what to do.</span> Her advice was simple, straightforward: "<span style="font-weight: bold;">When nothing's working, do nothing."</span> I am really good at doing everything and in the last couple of months, I've noticed that when I've slowed down to the point of doing nothing - or almost nothing - everything in my being seems to come down a few notches. And that's when things begin to get clear.<br /><br />I've promised myself that for the next 40 days, I'm going to continue to do nothing more than I really have to - which, during the holiday season, should prove to be a huge challenge - in the hopes that I can start the new decade and the new year with some much-needed clarity.<br /><br />But don't count me out completely. I'm always up for yoga, a cappuccino or wine!Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-84894435068307742792010-10-27T05:10:00.000-07:002010-11-15T12:33:06.051-08:00And, I Quote...Sometimes, it's nice to sit back and observe what everyone else is saying. Which is what I've been doing a lot of lately.<br /><br />Here are just a handful of comments - those that I'm allowed to write, that is - to catch you up on our what's happening in our lives:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Oh yeah, and it's 4am. Anybody else anxious about anything???</span><br /><br />Last month we had a get together at my dad's house. I can't divulge everything from that day but I could write an essay about the politics that flew back and forth during dinner (Meg vs Jerry), (my dad vs. NPR), etc. But the best comment was from my mother when I jokingly tucked my hair into a Raquel Welch-style wig:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"Wow, that hairstyle really brings out your nose!"</span> My <span style="font-style: italic;">nose</span>? Perfect. That's exactly the part of my face that I want people to notice as I march on up to 40. At least she didn't mention my wrinkles.<br /><br />Because my dad did. <span style="font-weight: bold;">"That wig takes 10 years off your face. Have you thought about Botox? It's supposed to help with migraines."</span><br /><br />Ouch. Isn't 40 supposed to be the new 30?<br /><br />Well, maybe so. Because just last month at the O.A.R. concert, I met a fun guy who danced and sang with me for most of the concert. Then the lights came on. And he was <span style="font-style: italic;">young</span>. Like, dangerously young. *After* I gave him my card, (he was cute and a huge fan, after all), I asked his age. <span style="font-weight: bold;">"I'm (</span><span style="font-style: italic;">insert absurdly young age here</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">)."</span> I was horrified. <span style="font-size:78%;">And flattered.</span><br /><br />Back to the concert for a sec. I saw O.A.R. twice on this tour and I'd give almost anything to see them a third time. During both sets, they sang about God during the refrain of the chorus of the best concert song of all time -"Crazy Game of Poker:"<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"May God be with me. May He watch over me." </span> Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.<br /><br />Which enforces my belief that if music is indeed spiritual, God should be mentioned once in a while. In a reverent way. In a compelling way. Thank you for nailing it, O.A.R. I'll marry any of you. Tomorrow.<br /><br />We had a parent-teacher-child conference last month. The teacher pulled up a chair for Ben. Academically, Ben is doing great, however there were a couple of behavioral issues that she wanted to discuss. She engaged Ben in the discussion and had him sign the progress report. She then looked him square in the eye and said, "<span style="font-weight: bold;">I'm only doing this because I love you, Ben.</span>" Straight and to the point. It's our second year with her and I'm eternally grateful for the compassion that shines through her no-nonsense ways. We are damn lucky. A teacher who brings the hammer down and shows some heart all at the same time? We'll take her through high school.<br /><br />On a lighter note, my dog might win the prize for most lethargic Lab of all time. A client said it best: <span style="font-weight: bold;">"My fish has more energy than Molly."</span> Her fish probably sheds a whole lot less too.<br /><br />While at a client's home on Halloween night, her hyper and heavy black Lab - Hank - jumped into my lap. <span style="font-weight: bold;">"You have a calming effect on him,"</span> she said. I refrained from saying, "<span style="font-weight: bold;">I'm truly not a dog person and I only keep Molly for Ben and Hank must sense that I am really mellow from that bottle of wine that we just consumed."</span><br /><br />"<span style="font-weight: bold;">Oh, were you waiting for this</span> (insert exercise equipment name here)?" My ever constant experience at the gym, waiting on the 88-year-olds to finish their leg presses, their hammer curls and their hamstring extensions, <span style="font-style: italic;">while </span>they read their magazines, their novels and their newspapers. I need that 24 Hour Club membership. Soon.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"That's depressing."</span> My comment to no one after finally yanking out every last false eyelash and seeing the final result. So much for va-va-voom eyes.<br /><br />"<span style="font-weight: bold;">That's really depressing</span>." Same comment, much more emphatic, earlier in the day at my doctor's office, during the weigh in. <span>Wasn't I just wearing Victoria Sercret bikinis a couple of months ago?</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />"Welcome to 40,</span>" the nurse replied.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"eharmony died."</span> My update to my mother as to the status of my online dating. The service may as well have died; I haven't had a good match in weeks.<br /><br />And even more shocking: "<span style="font-weight: bold;">I don't really care."</span><br /><br />With apologies to all our little friends <span style="font-size:78%;">and the moms,</span> Ben's favorite line from his Halloween book is, <span style="font-weight: bold;">"My mom's gonna whup your butt." </span> Yep, that's "whup" and not "whip." He can't stop saying it.<br /><br />But in all fairness, any child who frequents the McDonalds on Watt Avenue is bound to say something equivalent or even worse so I'm taking myself off the hook here. Besides, it's the cutest book. Really.<br /><br />Now the You Tube video that we accidentally stumbled on, while looking for dancing skeletons, I take full responsibility for. Achmed the Skeleton Terrorist is definitely not appropriate for the first grade crowd. I promise that Ben didn't watch <span style="font-size:78%;">much</span>.<br /><br />As we waited last Saturday for the soccer game status (it was raining), Ben tells me, "<span style="font-weight: bold;">I don't like soccer. I don't like baseball either. Don't tell Daddy. When can I do golf?"</span> Greeeaaatttttt. Then, a 45 minute drive across town so that we could trek through the mud. Ben ran half-heartedly towards the ball with his stellar team that's been moved up in their division. He repeatedly kicked the ball <span style="font-style: italic;">the wrong way </span><span>and only showed any excitement when the half-time snacks came out. </span>With apologies to my friends who love team sport participation at this age, <span style="font-weight: bold;">I'm so over it.</span><br /><br />Since I didn't have Ben for Halloween this year, I took him to an art gallery for Dio De Los Muertes. We went after school - to a gallery downtown - then had yogurt and stopped at the play structure at McKinley Park. When we returned home, I started to put away the decorations from Halloween. Bad idea. <span style="font-weight: bold;">"DON'T TAKE THE SKELETONS AWAY! I LOVE THE SKELETONS! I WANT THEM TO STAY OUT ALL YEAR LONG!"</span><br /><br />The skeleton obsession has continued with refusal to wear anything to bed or to play that does not have a bone on it. We are talking t-shirts, pajamas, hats, gloves, you name it. While clad in the skeleton gear, one of Ben's favorite expressions has become, "<span style="font-weight: bold;">My bones are clattering!"</span> He does a little shimmy and shake and it's really, really funny.<br /><br />At our play group this week, Ben interacted more with an electronic dancing skeleton than any of the children. The skeleton had bright red eyes, grinding hips and sang one Ricky Martin song. "<span style="font-weight: bold;">Do you think anyone would notice if we snuck him into our car?"</span> Ben asked.<br /><br />God help me. And I thought that the Dio De Los Muertes exhibit was a good idea. Is it just me or <span style="font-style: italic;">is seven a really weird age</span>?<br /><br />I've saved some of the best for last.<br /><br />My own personal favorite quote from the ex: "<span style="font-weight: bold;">I fell into the greatest, sweetest deal. I couldn't pass it up. I'm taking Ben to one, no wait, I mean </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">two</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Giants championship games. He only has to miss three days of school. It's such an amazing deal, I just can't pass it up."</span><br /><br />Followed by Ben's summary of the experience, upon returning home: "<span style="font-weight: bold;">Don't tell Daddy but I think that baseball is boring. When can we go to Fairy Tale town again?"</span><br /><br />The ex struck again, a few days later: <span style="font-weight: bold;">"I just bought a new SUV. No, I didn't sell the new Mini Cooper. Or the dead Corvette. But I got the greatest deal on the SUV..."</span><br /><br />I just came off a 9 day stint with Ben because the ex was away. Ben's behavior tends to get a bit, shall we say, <span style="font-style: italic;">challenging</span>, during these times. I don't think I've ever heard as many loud sighs or watched the eyes roll back in exasperation as I did in the last week. But the best - or worst - was Ben's response to my <span style="font-style: italic;">third</span> request to "get your shoes on and get in the car before we're late for school." He looked me square in the eye (how often does <span style="font-style: italic;">that </span>happen with a 7-year-old boy?) and said:<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">"BLAH BLAH BLAH, MOMMY!"</span></span><br /><br />I can't tell you what happened next because CPS is probably lurking nearby. Rest assured, Ben's punishment was swift and severe and he will not be "blah blah blah-ing" me, or anyone else, for that matter anytime soon. He was also late for school because recovery from said punishment was not quick. Or easy. For either of us.<br /><br />But I do think that at seven, it's still sweet that he calls me "<span style="font-weight: bold;">Mommy</span>."<br /><br />And I'm also becoming concerned with the frequency of the <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Don't tell Daddy but..."</span> statements. I guess that means Ben trusts me. But I need him to trust his dad too.<br /><br />Finally, I am pulling a little rank around here as the tides seem to be turning, with regards to Ben's affection. <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">"I love you more than I love Molly,</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">"</span> he announced last week. After two years of practically giving his heart to that damn dog, Ben has seen the light when in fact, I am the one who buys the Cheetos, organizes the play dates, gives in to the Lego purchases and allows for "just one more" book before bed. He quickly clarified by saying, <span style="font-weight: bold;">"</span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">But I only love her a little bit more and I only love her more on some days."</span><br /><br />And there you have it.Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-1931074254787173052010-10-15T20:02:00.001-07:002010-10-16T18:04:06.822-07:00Free Range At Fairy Tale TownI'm not supposed to be blogging. But I did something really cool with Ben yesterday and I wanted to share the experience.<br /><br />Last year, a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">controversial</span> book called "Free Range Kids" came out and boy, did it stir up a media frenzy. Basically, the gist of the book is that we are hovering way too much over our children, and denying them the independence and autonomy that they need to grow into self-reliant adults. I believe the term "wimpy" was used, in regards to how kids today are turning out.<br /><br />Ouch.<br /><br />But what really got the media's attention was this:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The author put her 9-year-old child on the NYC subway. Alone.</span><br /><br />But she did it carefully and strategically and with a good, solid plan. A lot of parents called her out as being negligent. "The Worst Mom of All Time" was her identity among some camps. She appeared on all the major news networks. Time Magazine picked up the story as its cover feature. I should know, my own dad bought me a copy and told my mother to make sure that I read it.<br /><br />I did read it, and I agree very much with the author's position. In fact, if we had a reliable public transportation system, I'd probably empower Ben - in a few years - to ride downtown. Alone. But we don't, and that's a whole other issue.<br /><br />So yesterday, another mom friend and I took our kids to Fairy Tale Town, which is a lovely and delightful park here in Sacramento. It is entirely gated and geared toward small children. In fact, adults who try to enter the park <span style="font-style: italic;">without </span>a child are denied entry. I should know - Ben rode with the other mom and I met them inside the park. But not before I could prove that I indeed had a child who was waiting on the other side of the gate.<br /><br />My friend, who has also followed the Free Range parenting concept, suggested that we let the boys (who are the same age) "do their own thing." With a couple of rules: don't go out the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">turn styles</span> and check in with us periodically.<br /><br />I had no idea how this was going to go because Ben has been dealing with some pretty significant issues around separation and just last week, had a minor panic attack when he discovered that I had left the house (I was pulling the trash cans to the curb). Nevertheless, I have encouraged Ben for a long time to explore the world on his own, even during those moments when he so clearly needed me to be in clear and constant site.<br /><br />Contrary to what my dad might believe, I am not a helicopter parent. Nor do I want to be. Ben gets enough hover time from the adults in his life. More than enough.<br /><br />Fairy Tale Town isn't Disneyland but it's not your average park, either. Most of the time, the boys were in places where we couldn't see them. Doing God knows what. But having a great time, nonetheless.<br /><br />The "experiment" went beautifully. The two times that I checked in, they were obviously loving their new-found independence. At one point the other boy told me, "Ben got a little nervous a couple of times but I calmed him down."<br /><br />I loved that.<br /><br />Because, beyond the freedom that they experienced during our time at the park, the boys were also able to communicate with each other about their own perceptions of the experience.<br /><br />Not once did Ben cry.<br /><br />This victory from the child who, just days ago, freaked out in the Trader Joe's aisle, while getting his own sample, because, "<span style="font-style: italic;">I need to see you all the time, Mommy!"</span><br /><br />I know a lot of moms - and I do mean <span style="font-style: italic;">a lot</span> - who would not be on board with the "cut the kids loose" idea. Not even at our innocent little slice of paradise called Fairy Tale Town.<br /><br />But it worked for me and it worked for my child. And I'll do it again, hopefully soon.<br /><br />Of course, it goes without saying that this is just one more sign that my young child is getting older and gaining more confidence and will eventually not need me at all when he goes off to play.<br />I'm fine with that. I'm more than fine with that; I'm <span style="font-style: italic;">happy </span>about that.<br /><br />But this is also one more sign that Ben is on his way to being a self-assured boy who can navigate his own way through a very scary world. And I'm very, very happy about that.Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-82156373064059343682010-10-08T13:02:00.000-07:002010-10-12T07:50:34.201-07:00The Great Big Blog Break-Up. And The Little Birthday List.I so love to be dramatic.<br /><br />No, I am not breaking up with my blog but I am stepping away from it for awhile to focus on "other projects." The blog and I are going by way of Ross and Rachel: "We were on a break!"<br /><br />To be clear, "other projects" does not including dating (here or in Florida), changing my hair color (although I'm tempted), getting a tattoo (not tempted at all) or promoting the release of my long awaited book: "How To Not Screw Up a 7-Year-Old While Having Some Semblance of a Swanky, Yet Sleep Deprived Life."<br /><br />Actually, the reality is that I DO have too many projects to focus on and not enough time. Starting with continuing education, which hasn't been so continuous lately. And the broken garage door. And the leaking roof. And keeping my house despite multiple failed attempts to convince B of A that I'm an ideal candidate for a loan modification. And creating a web site (because everyone says I need one). And spending some time in my son's classroom. And keeping up with all those Facebook posts, pictures and messages.<br /><br />But before I sign off for awhile, there are a few things that you should know:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">First, Ben turned 7 last week. </span><br /><br />I cried. A lot. I say this all the time: his childhood is going too fast. It was a quiet birthday; we had nacho cheese sauce, eaten on the couch, in front of a Mario DVD. We both were coming down with colds. After I put him to bed, I noticed a giant arrangement of skeleton cupcakes on the front porch. My friends do the kindest things. Ben was elated to wake up to such a grand display of "skull treats." The proper birthday celebration was on Sunday with all his friends. Eventually, I'll re-visit my space here to post some pictures of his party.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Second, I saw O.A.R. again and I think I might be officially obsessed.</span><br /><br />My friend, Cab and I went on Saturday night. The show was at the beautiful Fox Theater in Oakland, which as the lead singer of the band said, "is hands-down the best and most proper venue for a concert." Got that direct from Twitter - via the band's web site - on Sunday morning. Yes, I am obsessed. And no, I do not and will not Twitter.<br /><br />Nevertheless, the Fox Theater rocks and O.A.R. rocked it again. I am physically sore from dancing so much and am already in full panic mode over news on the fan sites that the band is taking some much needed time off (years!) to have babies and other nonsense. That being said, I think I need to go to their last hometown show on Dec 17th in Maryland. It's perfect timing for my birthday, don't you think? And I've never been to Maryland...<br /><br />Speaking of which...<span style="font-weight: bold;">my birthday list is growing by the minute.</span><br /><br />Do you have a pen? Never mind, you can just print this post.<br /><br />I've decided that a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Prius </span>would be a great- and very appropriate - gift, given that I drive nearly across the county several times on select days for school and for soccer. It's not that I mind the rising cost of gas so much; it's more about the major hassle of always having to fuel up. It's also about my identity: in my 30s, an all wheel drive vehicle seemed like such a good idea. But how many times have we actually <span style="font-style: italic;">used </span>the all-wheel feature? That would be zero. I am not a camping, skiing, snow-sledding mama and I don't think that's going to change any time soon. Urban mom needs a Prius.<br /><br />On a more realistic note, I've got <span style="font-weight: bold;">UGG </span>lust. I have one secondhand pair from last year and I need more. More styles. More colors. More UGGs. Size 9. Love. The. UGGs.<br /><br />I want to have my best friends and my clients and my students over. Sometime in the winter. I'm a little scared by the prospect of the daunting task of <span style="font-weight: bold;">feeding dozens of people</span> but I have lots of wine so maybe we'll all just drink a lot and have Papa Murphys. Would that be tacky? It's <span style="font-style: italic;">good </span>wine, at least.<br /><br />Ben needs <span style="font-weight: bold;">a new dresse</span>r for his room and of course that wasn't on <span style="font-style: italic;">his </span>birthday list. So I'll put it on mine. If there is any chance of him learning the F word from me, it will be over the dresser. The drawers stick so badly that he can't remove any of the contents without major tears. Having me retrieve all the clothes isn't doing much for his independence either. I don't want to put <span style="font-weight: bold;">a new bed</span> on this list, so when you see him, reinforce the idea that the car bed is REALLY COOL and that he should keep it until he is at least 18. Or when he goes off (and I mean off as in 'gets his ass out of Sacramento') to college.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Athleta</span>. Athleta has been so very thoughtful to keep me on their mailing lists and to send me lovely catalogs with items that I covet and deeply desire. It's horrific to admit but I find myself often perusing their catalog and web site, fixating on an item and repeating the following mantra, "I would be a much better person if I owned this (insert dress, pants, top, pair of boots). <span style="font-weight: bold;">Anything Athleta. Anytime.</span> Size Medium. The prices are appalling; the styles are not.<br /><br />The barrista at the Starbucks near Ben's school knows me. By name. He also makes fun of me when my Starbucks card is declined because, despite re-loading the damn thing all the time - it seems to always have a zero balance. And it's not like I'm a fancy coffee drinker, but my little iced coffee habit is getting kinda pricey. Starbucks calls it a ritual, I call it an expensive addiction. I need <span style="font-weight: bold;">an infinite Starbucks card</span>. Or more sleep.<br /><br />I am <span style="font-style: italic;">thisclose </span>to buying the <span style="font-weight: bold;">24 Hour Club membership from Costco.</span> I love the gym that employs me but I do not love sharing equipment and space with the members there. I do not love to fight over the one leg extension machine or the lone pair of 25 lb free weights with the 85-year-old crowd because they are a super slow and chatty bunch. I do like the new 24 Hour Club location near my house. I like that it takes up practically an entire city block. I like that there is certainly not a soul in that club who knows me. I also like that it is next door to Luna Lounge, my favorite (and only) neighborhood haunt.<br /><br />On the subject of Luna, <span style="font-weight: bold;">I need to be there more often.</span> Let's go, girls. Fun, swanky, interesting people, good food. Why aren't we there once a week?<br /><br />I need <span style="font-weight: bold;">the Droid</span>. Soon. The Blackberry now refuses to take pictures and won't upload anything to Facebook. Tragic, I know. I'm up for an upgrade on January 1oth. Not that I'm counting the days, or anything, but if the guy in Verizon tells me to update my phone software one more time, I'm going to clock him with the Berry.<br /><br />Lastly, <span style="font-weight: bold;">I want to celebrate my 40th with my family</span> in Palm Springs, and I do not want to have to take out my ex for "forgetting" that this was my week after a year of reminders. <span style="font-weight: bold;">I want to have a drink at the Marriott with my Dad</span>, the same place I ordered my first "official" drink on my 21st birthday. I want to go shopping with my stepmom and <span style="font-weight: bold;">buy some new lipsticks</span>. I want <span style="font-weight: bold;">my helpful family to watch Ben while I go to yoga classes.</span> I want to <span style="font-weight: bold;">go out to dinner on my actual birthday.</span> I want <span style="font-weight: bold;">anyone who feels inclined, to jump on a plane and join us.</span> I want the weather to be good.<br /><br />Speaking of planes, I do not want to jump out of one for my birthday. I also don't want to be tattooed. Nor do I want to pull a single mom celebrity act and pluck a child from a third-world country and attempt to raise it with Ben. I certainly don't want to arrive to a friend's house and have 50 people jump out of dark corners in what is known as the worst birthday celebration ever: the ambush, surprise party. And on the subject of surprises, I don't want to see any "surprise" people from my past. Florida, are you reading? If you do want to indulge me with a lavish getaway, know that Rancho La Puerta is my top pick and any city in Florida is not. In fact, anything east of Texas is pretty much off my radar right now expect for <span style="font-weight: bold;">Maryland</span>. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Bethesda</span>. <span style="font-weight: bold;">December 17th</span>. Alisa? Please?<br /><br />I'll certainly update here periodically with photos and any earth-shattering news but for now I'm going off-line to enjoy my last days of the 30s decade.<br /><br />As for the birthday list, that about does it. <br /><br />Oh, and if someone could please send an oxygen mask to my father; I'm sure he's needing it right now after realizing what a self-indulgent 39-year-old he has raised. <br /><br />And he'll most definitely need it when the full impact of having <span style="font-style: italic;">a 40-year-old offspring </span>hits.Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-8746040401764076002010-09-27T15:48:00.000-07:002010-09-27T16:27:19.870-07:0040th Birthday List:: Item #2I know I wrote in my previous post about my wishes for<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span> long, lustrous eyelashes</span> but I'm really thinking that I'm on the slippery slope of superficiality if I go on and on about a permanent solution to my not-so-permanent, "come hither" lashes that are <span style="font-size:78%;">slightly augmented</span> becoming very high maintenance. <br /><br />Yeah. So. Now the secret's out. I <span style="font-weight: bold;">do </span>wake up looking like this, thankyouverymuch.<br /><br />The great thing about the lashes is that they withstand a lot of daily abuse, including showers, swimming, work-outs, and tears.<br /><br />Which there have been a lot of this summer <span style="font-size:78%;">thanks to Florida.</span><br /><br />But, great music can also make me cry and I'll need good lashes <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">when I go to see O.A.R. for the second time this year!!!</span><br /><br />I blogged earlier this summer about wanting to see O.A.R. before I turned 40 and that wish came true earlier this month.<br /><br />Ten minutes into the show, I turned to my (friend?) concert partner and said, "I'm gonna have to see these guys again!" <span style="font-size:78%;">Without the "concert partner."</span><br /><br />Fortunately, O.A.R. is playing on October 10th at a super cool venue in Oakland and my good friend, Cab said he'd come with me. I found great tickets on ebay, convinced him to drive us and once again, the house is filled with O.A.R. all-the-time (thank God for Napster!).<br /><br />Most people don't know who O.A.R. is, which is understandable since they've had just one Billboard hit. But this is a band that can pack a venue like Madison Square Garden and rock a three hour show. This is a band that keeps everyone on their feet - dancing and singing - with the energy of U2 or Bon Jovi but with a far more unique sound. This is a band that is so lyrically talented that every song hits home, on so many levels. This is one special band and I am (almost) doing back-flips over the chance to see them not once, but twice, before my 40th birthday.<br /><br />Can you tell I'm excited? <br /><br />I can't think of better music to commemorate the last decade of my life; music that celebrates life, honors heartbreak, inspires hope.<br /><br />I'm going to love this experience so much more the second time around. Even if I AM the oldest O.A.R. fan!Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-35119652325015198312010-09-22T21:23:00.000-07:002010-09-22T21:41:59.069-07:0040th Birthday List: Item #1I'm going to be 40 in December.<br /><br />Damn.<br /><br />My parents are going to have a <span style="font-weight: bold;">40-year-old</span> daughter. Just seeing that in print is probably making my dad shudder.<br /><br />Anyway, it's time to start thinking about what I want. <br /><br />And just for the record, I don't want world peace, a solution to global warming or legalized marijuana (although a few "loaded" brownies might be nice to pass around at family gatherings). Just for the record, I'm also not looking to be the next 40-something female who has a crazy, biological clock and insane inclinations to have another child. I'm out - as in O-U-T - on that one.<br /><br />Nope, someone else can use their birthday wish powers to make those things happen; I'm all about the material items that I know will make my life better. <br /><br />So, hence, "the list."<br /><br />First up is <span style="font-weight: bold;">quarterly Botox injections.</span> <br /><br />Or Dysport injections. I don't really care what kind of poison goes into my forehead; I just want something beyond Oil of Olay to relax those deepening lines between eyes. <br /><br />Just in case you're wondering, Botox (or Dysport) has to be injected <span style="font-style: italic;">regularly </span>to maximize the benefit of the investment. But it is also an "approved" method of easing headaches and with some creative finesse of the Health Savings Account, injections could easily be categorized as necessary medical expenditures. Since I do have those nasty headaches.<br /><br />Nice.<br /><br />I'm all about full disclosure, so if you're completely disgusted by my 40th Birthday List and you're thinking, "what a materialistic, indulged brat," you may not want to be open the next post as it contains information about my specific wish for <span style="font-style: italic;">long and lustrous eyelashes</span>.<br /><br />Consider yourself warned.<br /><br />And get the syringes ready!Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773441673198698332.post-10063628746673762602010-09-05T08:41:00.000-07:002010-09-05T14:47:27.839-07:00August And Everything AfterIn the words of one of my favorite musicians, Adam Durwitz, here is our own version of "August and Everything After."<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I came home from Florida and turned around almost immediately for a vacation with Ben. Talk about switching gears.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Ben and I embarked on a nine day road trip to LegoLand/San Diego. Nine days is a long time to spend on the road with a 6-year-old. But Ben had a great time; LegoLand was so age appropriate and he was enchanted!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfGdv3MWlH95vTkRRzPIoa_CgZvMPJrEwgLRHPs5l55z8qku8JIL4VwCu6QXqhvccEtFry575RzH3cSbtoxIHdUcZCFN5nUc_ToLoH53_8l810PhOyWOjM_FAzJEyivMhu9xrfVFGEMKM/s1600/Summer+2010+077.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfGdv3MWlH95vTkRRzPIoa_CgZvMPJrEwgLRHPs5l55z8qku8JIL4VwCu6QXqhvccEtFry575RzH3cSbtoxIHdUcZCFN5nUc_ToLoH53_8l810PhOyWOjM_FAzJEyivMhu9xrfVFGEMKM/s320/Summer+2010+077.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513462723084910770" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZznmtu-70kaDk6kTkgEk7Al2jPkoPtVaU1syAUx99HjYL48PtiOn_WQjneXvMWIZB-ZG-c0acgoi1NxwdwZp_phIxZIVotayyTqSOLhE-zFWANJYx0ojAFByG_QSBp2xuSNt8zQGo3ek/s1600/Summer+2010+081.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZznmtu-70kaDk6kTkgEk7Al2jPkoPtVaU1syAUx99HjYL48PtiOn_WQjneXvMWIZB-ZG-c0acgoi1NxwdwZp_phIxZIVotayyTqSOLhE-zFWANJYx0ojAFByG_QSBp2xuSNt8zQGo3ek/s320/Summer+2010+081.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513462437026609746" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiO_NQLibOHodx4g_v5k6kHYBHDKKiTIkeZG1gsYlJFinlt6qkf5zCkHXh4Z-i3LOlXTDvtioEXuO6CPtUECpCA0wqUkIExRhjQYwzQXM07UxGaKnCwpewb7pVM6FbYGV7aCZMaWG-U7D4/s1600/Summer+2010+083.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiO_NQLibOHodx4g_v5k6kHYBHDKKiTIkeZG1gsYlJFinlt6qkf5zCkHXh4Z-i3LOlXTDvtioEXuO6CPtUECpCA0wqUkIExRhjQYwzQXM07UxGaKnCwpewb7pVM6FbYGV7aCZMaWG-U7D4/s320/Summer+2010+083.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513462223196000562" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Ben spent nearly an hour gazing at the Daytona Race Track, constructed completely out of Legos, of course!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqyhKPf_U9WCVz2AkpDd3HptY6ncGNHNNf4jvst86XWSBSe4eqX3oUzFNZzqqyjXtHlY-niLKZSjKyXEMGka56sbxMr-NJxumZeIXJhs3rK2fmMlOH8PLlMf_bu2AuigQYV2J81FgmFZc/s1600/Summer+2010+100.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqyhKPf_U9WCVz2AkpDd3HptY6ncGNHNNf4jvst86XWSBSe4eqX3oUzFNZzqqyjXtHlY-niLKZSjKyXEMGka56sbxMr-NJxumZeIXJhs3rK2fmMlOH8PLlMf_bu2AuigQYV2J81FgmFZc/s320/Summer+2010+100.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513461916468612130" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I talked him into </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">one </span><span style="font-style: italic;">ride: the slow moving boats.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOvilQfO-jgptjbuirn7i3BJk4c3XIL7kniSCDXeu0wVfAQY7HBOyzElyy4nuwCKojgKGNpvjs0RqZSe5JLY-fuIRstbJLGL_JrxBmotsxsIpS4Sxa3mWBSW-6Ei-UwFrl2oM2krtg2Oo/s1600/Summer+2010+102.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOvilQfO-jgptjbuirn7i3BJk4c3XIL7kniSCDXeu0wVfAQY7HBOyzElyy4nuwCKojgKGNpvjs0RqZSe5JLY-fuIRstbJLGL_JrxBmotsxsIpS4Sxa3mWBSW-6Ei-UwFrl2oM2krtg2Oo/s320/Summer+2010+102.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513461459100919122" border="0" /></a><span style="text-decoration: underline; font-style: italic;">I </span><span style="font-style: italic;">bribed him - at the end of a very long day - to pose with the Lego family and the Lego car:<br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuSF4H3-duBWwAprmlqRWa8goWt2oEAI_3b8FXcDnTr5Wb7u1CJvw2EjfBThRbFhkPd-NoPQk4khhSDQPPbqbrYJkG7D3oIrZXnseAh4QjFwdIqS6GD8WqjLxxGz8T9s5XnNoFuWBdFdM/s1600/Summer+2010+112.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuSF4H3-duBWwAprmlqRWa8goWt2oEAI_3b8FXcDnTr5Wb7u1CJvw2EjfBThRbFhkPd-NoPQk4khhSDQPPbqbrYJkG7D3oIrZXnseAh4QjFwdIqS6GD8WqjLxxGz8T9s5XnNoFuWBdFdM/s320/Summer+2010+112.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513460909709863010" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">He decided that Bionicles might be the next big obsession.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4D7GWi_FTmrwNuSRZtEvhVIS8WU4oD_7eFq1er1OGcK-dYOo_SNbo3kp5ebrJ9gwNIXRv7wsIrM2pu-ZMhsTMFp8qNvrMXSC8yeETpb3klyrW42k3ldDLbZQpsp2wDJghTOyXuIy2RvM/s1600/Summer+2010+121.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4D7GWi_FTmrwNuSRZtEvhVIS8WU4oD_7eFq1er1OGcK-dYOo_SNbo3kp5ebrJ9gwNIXRv7wsIrM2pu-ZMhsTMFp8qNvrMXSC8yeETpb3klyrW42k3ldDLbZQpsp2wDJghTOyXuIy2RvM/s320/Summer+2010+121.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513460659667971826" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">No trip to LegoLand would be complete without a round - or three - of miniature golf. What I loved about the course was the Lego structures that were placed at each hole.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEix-TwKbQ1r9eDldEEhSTz8qoUd4RiCQzAonYplRaGR42W7DtmErfQeCZRcVwpfvdnJ4vq99JT3H0Jf1MpxNHk8_Ylzhz2YeNuflNELNuiXpGdeeNLdS-ZkzgeZ4_M53d1ehMwIvCTBU8g/s1600/Summer+2010+123.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEix-TwKbQ1r9eDldEEhSTz8qoUd4RiCQzAonYplRaGR42W7DtmErfQeCZRcVwpfvdnJ4vq99JT3H0Jf1MpxNHk8_Ylzhz2YeNuflNELNuiXpGdeeNLdS-ZkzgeZ4_M53d1ehMwIvCTBU8g/s320/Summer+2010+123.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513460429503493826" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">The highlight of Legoland was definitely the water park. Ben spent a full three hours in the water structure on our second day.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinl5tOrd_xH_FCIv78EnN6ygy1XDfiyNorYGrCLEjzj0HH_qb80VrL-lpB6Tvg49qu2UbJpXl-Mh9dSv2lvXg1ggbED_byg3J_EadYRRTl9GLfatIcq7aIakCjYvwSVC-8SvOTk-1u7x8/s1600/Summer+2010+127.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinl5tOrd_xH_FCIv78EnN6ygy1XDfiyNorYGrCLEjzj0HH_qb80VrL-lpB6Tvg49qu2UbJpXl-Mh9dSv2lvXg1ggbED_byg3J_EadYRRTl9GLfatIcq7aIakCjYvwSVC-8SvOTk-1u7x8/s320/Summer+2010+127.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513460092326717986" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGN8hnUSQGJRXqhXCEM_gaS0QlT5EC3CDd1NH7iDmUmNiEP9GmaD7pmQwUxTJetoRoFLXqr_GhiQ6evfaizULSQsc2KhhneIpmJSlQP_WaiiplNoxdLWaW6urJxGEABPpg4kWELEqGHY8/s1600/Summer+2010+130.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGN8hnUSQGJRXqhXCEM_gaS0QlT5EC3CDd1NH7iDmUmNiEP9GmaD7pmQwUxTJetoRoFLXqr_GhiQ6evfaizULSQsc2KhhneIpmJSlQP_WaiiplNoxdLWaW6urJxGEABPpg4kWELEqGHY8/s320/Summer+2010+130.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513459872607745794" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjECxAY3FNfqfd4DS37G0MnWd3FhBo0NrDOxCNaYV_KX8NG7Li0YqelDpsb7AGCgh80OSr0QL7k8mLu8AX6tJpjI54t66JtBcVwvg5bvGSFO9m7kma9tSCTj3cN_r9GX7zBD4PAOzcuW8Y/s1600/Summer+2010+136.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjECxAY3FNfqfd4DS37G0MnWd3FhBo0NrDOxCNaYV_KX8NG7Li0YqelDpsb7AGCgh80OSr0QL7k8mLu8AX6tJpjI54t66JtBcVwvg5bvGSFO9m7kma9tSCTj3cN_r9GX7zBD4PAOzcuW8Y/s320/Summer+2010+136.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513459623589990050" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgBIGT4dojbTxMTgaKpeG8zZEe5jk71YGIivhsZWkvWXHtTrW0zE7SHXCzYjPXS7_zlojSgZQc2x6F4kBMsvXKMzUzorKMplERhNF70kiYEScyQ5ed2COFW0QLnNltgxnqwixqN0GN4y4/s1600/Summer+2010+138.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgBIGT4dojbTxMTgaKpeG8zZEe5jk71YGIivhsZWkvWXHtTrW0zE7SHXCzYjPXS7_zlojSgZQc2x6F4kBMsvXKMzUzorKMplERhNF70kiYEScyQ5ed2COFW0QLnNltgxnqwixqN0GN4y4/s320/Summer+2010+138.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513459334230676098" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">After four days of Legoland (two of which my sister took on), we went to science museum at Balboa Park. Ben knew my dad would appreciate "San Diego's Water, from Source to Tap" exhibit and he posed accordingly.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">I'm sure Grandpa will fill him in on the details once he's a bit older.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEvdNXmvt7XFH59qqn9W4GNhaABSYEzPeYaWywdAaD3DR5Mruq7erR1mXvXxXB4urAmhM3jIjM9olEYMKCP9dUtpQ9wy0RTRbz3ruySro_smQQ22xrfl-dHmsrrs-GPjOda3ZyBHsPtKc/s1600/Summer+2010+143.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEvdNXmvt7XFH59qqn9W4GNhaABSYEzPeYaWywdAaD3DR5Mruq7erR1mXvXxXB4urAmhM3jIjM9olEYMKCP9dUtpQ9wy0RTRbz3ruySro_smQQ22xrfl-dHmsrrs-GPjOda3ZyBHsPtKc/s320/Summer+2010+143.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513459062500460242" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">There was an entire room of blocks in the museum. We built - and destroyed - several structures</span>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxl2bIix1ZtUacXz_hnw7-TY0iKKGydEASeSM_iKpc4vLkzuUIyPpz9IGTgnLFpKJlu0Q6z6vrw4_aOtupAWZuRVBDmmo4EuvQGAWU0qwrwkY8QfJYAothSRo8D7USVvBCH0K8ADT9J2Y/s1600/Summer+2010+144.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxl2bIix1ZtUacXz_hnw7-TY0iKKGydEASeSM_iKpc4vLkzuUIyPpz9IGTgnLFpKJlu0Q6z6vrw4_aOtupAWZuRVBDmmo4EuvQGAWU0qwrwkY8QfJYAothSRo8D7USVvBCH0K8ADT9J2Y/s320/Summer+2010+144.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513458847293879554" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeRn6SguisuBcfZfzPkVfFzPick7Q4ycCRkpEcS3TbA1aIYN_ThvCu-Lj0Zjmj_0DPb0XWNqEh_489vIjtDtGGRt4IOTGTlQTRuyidw_D3zYymu0kGlJHUAYxJ96VF1-syVgeKd-gmTCI/s1600/Summer+2010+147.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeRn6SguisuBcfZfzPkVfFzPick7Q4ycCRkpEcS3TbA1aIYN_ThvCu-Lj0Zjmj_0DPb0XWNqEh_489vIjtDtGGRt4IOTGTlQTRuyidw_D3zYymu0kGlJHUAYxJ96VF1-syVgeKd-gmTCI/s320/Summer+2010+147.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513458634367990914" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Finally, a beach day! Our condo was a mere block from the beach but we were too busy with LegoLand and San Diego to get there before Day 6 of the vacation. Big mistake. It was our best day, by far.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnpnVB7A0v3tUmCDvZAY0eRpr9j5pXOyfllnY-1hIZnzzC2-Z_Rz90MK_G0N6xiPTqDWNJeh2Lpoady79Upu1Mn1ybdaiQFpMnNFtvhk6RZ9XohOCndLoPVX4ZwG9BhcMYQXM2OePr7lw/s1600/Summer+2010+153.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnpnVB7A0v3tUmCDvZAY0eRpr9j5pXOyfllnY-1hIZnzzC2-Z_Rz90MK_G0N6xiPTqDWNJeh2Lpoady79Upu1Mn1ybdaiQFpMnNFtvhk6RZ9XohOCndLoPVX4ZwG9BhcMYQXM2OePr7lw/s320/Summer+2010+153.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513457888763631650" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghfLKgwYBGEkLi6JUivpEPaW2-Y0SBLxjLME5wfSu_p-MjtWZTSiukRxF7bRrE8EdxxU3NubpDenb97NgDghGUZKRhhgujq1zj-ahQn9424ydElxRLq1Yv2ua2UF91IjS20kuyfU54JNU/s1600/Summer+2010+154.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghfLKgwYBGEkLi6JUivpEPaW2-Y0SBLxjLME5wfSu_p-MjtWZTSiukRxF7bRrE8EdxxU3NubpDenb97NgDghGUZKRhhgujq1zj-ahQn9424ydElxRLq1Yv2ua2UF91IjS20kuyfU54JNU/s320/Summer+2010+154.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513457476209316754" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGcxt93CPHkcxruuW2xkAlFiRhS3Q1gW-9awvLAJU_8lk8wvQNhOIoLp6jhLDg8MbR9bBS_x_DR1T4KwcCezXSXV5mR_aFeBp6JMUDORH5ok2O0RhsQ7jeLBYFzMv7eMBxrFdJMqwh9ak/s1600/Summer+2010+157.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGcxt93CPHkcxruuW2xkAlFiRhS3Q1gW-9awvLAJU_8lk8wvQNhOIoLp6jhLDg8MbR9bBS_x_DR1T4KwcCezXSXV5mR_aFeBp6JMUDORH5ok2O0RhsQ7jeLBYFzMv7eMBxrFdJMqwh9ak/s320/Summer+2010+157.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513456960407851490" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Then it was home for a few days and back to So Cal for the wedding a dear friend's daughter. I took my best friend, Kathie. The wedding weekend started in Old Pasadana at a champagne bar...</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2sgFaYtAQnAGdXsckMu5CgdYjT0fmUeeOR4xHSOLRm2F8Hb1iDeeKv_db0QM-5Ulscv9-Lxcmo3w8zurPpeeqexc3u3v2Jk2qVd6b6P17ImaDnbBjYfED3_NjrdoCeE5U9JjCbTuGqTQ/s1600/Summer+2010+167.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2sgFaYtAQnAGdXsckMu5CgdYjT0fmUeeOR4xHSOLRm2F8Hb1iDeeKv_db0QM-5Ulscv9-Lxcmo3w8zurPpeeqexc3u3v2Jk2qVd6b6P17ImaDnbBjYfED3_NjrdoCeE5U9JjCbTuGqTQ/s320/Summer+2010+167.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513456485177763234" border="0" /></a>.<span style="font-style: italic;">..and continued on to other bars!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi7qWcHyt_SGhElW4uBDk4k2DHaAvXW7XXPAbjz7gjJ1WgO8rG7ODAccfEw7Z428TEWT4sVU2X3Rnm_59hpikMWiDEKYWuABYkYdKBls6evxOoHZ5Z3JRBVIzlQ5DVJMz5-igSSopeXtQ/s1600/Summer+2010+172.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi7qWcHyt_SGhElW4uBDk4k2DHaAvXW7XXPAbjz7gjJ1WgO8rG7ODAccfEw7Z428TEWT4sVU2X3Rnm_59hpikMWiDEKYWuABYkYdKBls6evxOoHZ5Z3JRBVIzlQ5DVJMz5-igSSopeXtQ/s320/Summer+2010+172.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513456214888328850" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Then to Malibu the next day where there was not a dry eye on the lawn, as the father of the bride walked a stunning Lindsey down the aisle. The mere fact that he could walk her down the aisle was an act of God, as he has been very, very sick for a long time.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">But the day of his daughter's wedding, he was well. He, along with his wife (my friend) were almost as radiant as the bride. Many, many tears of happiness were shed that day. They should have given Klee-nex as favors. Seriously.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB-f7a0S2lUwDbRko-mRxR1LEL9w12pr1hyphenhyphenxFH24J4Pnx5umua7aoylLafVT0LRWN0TGJvCG5mfxjrEGq-FvkXay-Ibc50dkowafe04MU6r2iljilAKepMYapsk3e7dCU1cdHWg4dICXQ/s1600/Summer+2010+179.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB-f7a0S2lUwDbRko-mRxR1LEL9w12pr1hyphenhyphenxFH24J4Pnx5umua7aoylLafVT0LRWN0TGJvCG5mfxjrEGq-FvkXay-Ibc50dkowafe04MU6r2iljilAKepMYapsk3e7dCU1cdHWg4dICXQ/s320/Summer+2010+179.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513456027788006850" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Can you imagine a better backdrop for a wedding? It was spectacular!</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">Perfect weather, heartfelt sentiments, re-connections with old friends and a strong sense of spiritual love. Except that the caterer noticed that I went for "thirds" on the food. She was flattered, I was mortified.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi37v6eupwbMFrX0Kxzzj_TyHvRgXdAzhFpJnDekDkPkn-jBITGxQ5WiQO87PpDVHk-fU9Q6BGm9VYOp4viEEKsaHdVlUgxqcrR7X68-i2VN82vXLAarKlYzdknMn559GaHo4gWl0k5ri4/s1600/Summer+2010+182.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi37v6eupwbMFrX0Kxzzj_TyHvRgXdAzhFpJnDekDkPkn-jBITGxQ5WiQO87PpDVHk-fU9Q6BGm9VYOp4viEEKsaHdVlUgxqcrR7X68-i2VN82vXLAarKlYzdknMn559GaHo4gWl0k5ri4/s320/Summer+2010+182.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513455812140191826" border="0" /></a>And now, we move on to the "everything after" phase.<br /><br />What's next for us?<br /><br />A day at my sister's to celebrate my dad's birthday, a fast trip to St. Augustine to see my beloved OAR, a long weekend in San Francisco, creative "costuming" to accommodate Ben's wish for <span style="font-style: italic;">me </span>to be <span style="font-style: italic;">Tinkerbell </span>for Halloween (can I get a collective "yikes!" on that one?), Halloween itself and mountains of disgusting candy that I will throw away gradually each night, Thanksgiving weekend which is wide open and kid-free at the moment but who knows how long that will actually be the case, Christmas and the long-awaited celebration of my 40th in Palm Springs with some of my favorite people: Ben (of course), my dad, Teresa, Alisa, Alec and Alec's mother. <br /><br />In this house, "Everything after" = never a dull moment.Janeen T, aka: Ben's Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343571019081505320noreply@blogger.com1